Permanently Bewildered24 Dec 2007 04:40 am
By Nelson
Thanks to Larry for this one.
British people are puritanical and are fond of finding something like a substance that they can ban and blame instead of accepting natural human error. It is not a question of morals, as your report suggests, but individual judgement; you can have a dangerous sober driver and a safer and careful one who has drunk a little. Many Kenyans can drink up to 10 beers and still drive home safely. But then in the UK the government behaves like a mother.
Njuguna, Nairobi Kenya
Exactly. It’s fine as long as you steer clear of stuff like Stella or gin. Stick to the “Driving Lager” and you’ll be able to drive home after 10 pints, no problem.
thts bcuz kenya dusnt hav no rodes its jst desert nd lians and things so kenyans cnt ever hit nethin wen they driv if drunk
Yuck, how uncouth…
Yuss. Wish I cnt ever hit nethin when I driv. Evem if I drunk!
Actually, it’s a scientific fact that different races handle their drink differently; for example, East Asian people just can’t. There’s no real *evidence* for it, but it is scientific fact.
fuck !! they let nig-nogs drive cars in Kenya ? they’ll be giving them the vote next.