Grief Athletes and Racists28 Dec 2007 04:49 pm
By Nelson

The grief athletes begin to flex their anguish-muscles.

Ms Bhutto will now forever be symbolic of bravery, particularly among women in this region where they get little respect. Oh hateful, cowardly, close minded people. Those craving peace and democracy, be strong and brave as Ms Bhutto but fight. You can’t talk or reason with brainwashed, idiotic extremists.
Chris

Oh poor distressed creature! Come to my arms my dear boy. Weep no more. Daddy’s here.

Benazir Bhutto was a shining light for female emancipation in the Islamic world…..and I say that as a man. A proud woman who was respectful of her faith and yet secular too in her outlook, a great leader and a great loss to liberalism and humanity.
Matt, London

I am also a man but my opinion subtly differs from yours. How should we proceed? Please advise.

I am so sorry, I predicted this in advance but never expected it to happen so quickly. [...]
B Lockwood F.A.C.T., Norwich Norfolk

You should have notified the authorities as soon as you began to suspect the assassination attempts were intended to kill her.

Democracy doesn’t seem to work in Islamic countries - they choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Andrew Johnston, Leeds, United Kingdom

I put this one in to remind us that, whilst this sort of event causes some to “exhaust the pomp of woe”, Andrew Johnston from Leeds is just a total penis.

7 Responses to “Oh Noes!”

  1. on 28 Dec 2007 at 7:15 pm Cayfox

    I think Andrew Johnston from Leeds may be taking the piss. His comment is an almost verbatim quote from an episode of South Park. Of course, this only makes him an even bigger donger than we’d first supposed.

  2. on 29 Dec 2007 at 5:44 pm sharon

    And god knows anyone who lives in Leeds must be jealous of those who get to experience sweet air of any kind.

  3. on 30 Dec 2007 at 12:44 pm 6000

    “I am so sorry, I predicted this in advance but never expected it to happen so quickly.”

    Perhaps B Lockwood has been gorging him/herself on The Matrix Trilogy Special Edition DVD box set over the festive period?
    In my thankfully limited experience, I find that bullets and explosions tend to move pretty quickly in what I like to controversially term “real life”…

  4. on 31 Dec 2007 at 1:47 am Rogan Josh

    I ‘eard it was Prince Philip what done it.

  5. on 31 Dec 2007 at 9:27 pm domino

    “..and I say that as a man.”

    …because his opinion is different when he wears his wifes underwear.

  6. on 02 Jan 2008 at 4:35 pm Scaryduck

    I’m just annoyed that nobody has picked up on the most important part of this whole sorry business. ie Benazir Bhutto was one hot dame.

  7. on 04 Jan 2008 at 11:36 pm westie

    Benazir WAS mega-fit; now I’m gonna have to jerk off to samira ahmed, shiulie ghosh, connie huq - goddam I love those asian babes !

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