Credulous Nincompoops10 Jan 2008 04:08 pm

(Very Slight) Change Soon Come

By Nelson

I’ve made a new category for people who persist in believing, in the face of all the evidence, that swapping Brown for Cameron or Bush for Clinton will make a polka-dotted fuck of difference. It’s called “Credulous Nincompoops”. Imagine these people gazing up at their favourite politician, vacant and adoring, while he squirts his evil hot jiz into their eyes and then wipes his dick in their hair. I guess things might change SLIGHTLY if the US had a female president. I expect she’d just shit into their grateful mouths instead.

Absolutely brilliant Hilary…. congratulations. Keep going, don’t give up. Your strong and you can win it. We need you to win.
Sally Adcock, London, England

YAY! GO HILARY! We need to you win because… um… because… didn’t she say something about tasty sandwiches? I’ve lost my shoe.

8 Responses to “(Very Slight) Change Soon Come”

  1. on 10 Jan 2008 at 4:51 pm   Padwick

    To make a Sally, just add cock. Geddit.

  2. on 10 Jan 2008 at 5:04 pm   6000

    I know you don’t go for spelling errors on this blog (you don’t have the time), but if Sally is such a big fan, you’d think she might have spelt the woman’s name correctly, ne?

  3. on 10 Jan 2008 at 6:24 pm   Oliver

    HILLARY - Two Ls.

    Perhaps Sally got confused with a friend of hers called Hilary who is entering some other kind of contest, like the ‘Who has the most misguided friend of the year, 2008 awards’

    I’m sure Hilary will keep Sally’s bon mots close to her heart all through the contest. Senator Clinton on the other hand is probably a little busy to be trawling through written sewerage on the HYS board.

  4. on 10 Jan 2008 at 9:05 pm   6000

    I just had another thought. Two in a day. Last time that happened I ended up emptying the bathwater with a teacup. Messy.

    But anyway.

    There seems almost a desperation in Sally’s post for Hil(l)ary to win:
    “We need you to win”. See?

    I reckon this is because she’s staked her life savings and her kids on a Clinton victory, safe in the knowledge that no-one would vote for a dark man.

    Iowa must have come as a bit of a shock.

  5. on 10 Jan 2008 at 10:27 pm   westie

    “I guess things might change SLIGHTLY if the US had a female president. I expect she’d just shit into their grateful mouths instead”.
    PLEASE can we have Shiulie Ghosh for president ? please, please please …..
    pretty pleeease????

  6. on 11 Jan 2008 at 1:37 am   dogbeak

    you…. want shiulie ghosh to shit in your mouth?

  7. on 11 Jan 2008 at 5:25 am   scousebusterbill

    hillary would be a wonderful change. after all, she wants to bomb the fuck out of every country on earth. that nice mr. bush didnt WANT to, jeebus told him to. a world of difference i feel.

  8. on 11 Jan 2008 at 1:10 pm   westie

    dogbeak - have you seen her ???
    awesome doesn’t do it justice. imagine jennifer lopez - but good looking. oh yes, perversion………. it’s all a matter of perspective y’know.
    I’ve heard some folks like shaggin doggy-style - dirty beggars.