Outsiders14 Jan 2008 06:16 pm

Pity Poor Jeff

By Nelson

Becca found this one in a Daily Mail comment thread (on the subject of “Is Gordon Brown personally building luxurious palaces for dirty illegals who speak foreign and smell funny whilst simultaneously raping good honest BRITISH pensioners?”).

I am too disgusted to even comment.
- Jeff, Norfolk

Bless. All the fight’s gone out of him. The taut, angry balloon of hate has become the limp, wrinkly bladder of resentment.

5 Responses to “Pity Poor Jeff”

  1. on 14 Jan 2008 at 6:30 pm   Oliver

    Jeff is so irate he’s splitting infinitives.

  2. on 14 Jan 2008 at 8:57 pm   Rogan Josh

    This is brilliant. The age of debating with fuckwits that simply cannot understand anything requiring more than 1.3 seconds’ thought about something other than themselves and their bastard families is over. All one must do is disgust them: “So, David Cameron, why should anyone”…(grab his balls and lick his chin)…”care less about anything you have to say?”
    I hope it catches on in parliament.

  3. on 14 Jan 2008 at 9:09 pm   Royce

    He’s only not commenting because the brown people have come over here and stolen our comments, with their free education that the government just doles out to them.

    Hopefully he’ll still have opinions on the ‘bastard frenchies with their CAP raping our farmers’ and ‘that puff Darling stealing half my wage packet to give to them layabout poors’.

  4. on 15 Jan 2008 at 12:57 am   hdhothotdhotdhotd

    I would well rather grab his chin and lick his balls. Think how horrible David Cameron’s face would taste.

  5. on 17 Jan 2008 at 1:40 am   a nonny mouse

    “The taut, angry balloon of hate has become the limp, wrinkly bladder of resentment.”

    words to live by, dear sir.