Peter Sym is a regular twat. As I’ve said before, he’s particularly hilarious because he seems to imagine himself as some sort of “voice of reason”. He quite obviously knows bob-all about anything but is convinced he’s an expert on everything (including war, breastfeeding, cocaine, war, music, climate change, war, the military and war). His world view sounds like it’s based entirely on watching Sky News. Funny to read but I suspect that 5 minutes in his smug and misinformed company would be absolutely fucking unbearable.
There’s a sergeant with the Royal Armoured corp in Basra at the moment who had both legs blown off after stepping on a mine in Bosnia…. he had plastic legs fitted and demanded to be returned to duty. Douglas Bader was one of the most succesful pilots of the battle of Britain with two tin legs.
A hell of a lot of the 2.7M ‘sick’ should hang their heads in shame. One eye, one ear and one hand is all you need to work in a call centre.
[Peter_Sym], Nottingham
Good point. We should also get all them Parkinsons lot working in cocktail bars where all you need is one or two shaky hands.
There is no contradiction between being fit and having a good figure, on the contrary, fitness produces firmness!
Martin Smith, LondonIs firmness good? Paula Radcliffe is one of the fittest (and firmest) women on Earth, but she’s got no curves at all.
[Peter_Sym], Nottingham
See? He’s SUCH a twat. “one of the fittest (and firmest) women on Earth” – Genius.
[... ]Which would be a valid argument if Iraq was the justification for these attacks. It wasn’t. The group issued a statement saying it was vengance for Spanish actions against Moorish Grenada in the 13th century. In effect punishing Spain for invading Spain.
THAT is the mentality of these people. Vengance 700 years after the event.
[Peter_Sym], Nottingham
Bless.
I just issued a statement claiming responsibility for the floods this summer. It was part of my campaign to bring back “Pacers”, my favourite chewy mint of the 80s.
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Perhaps if we make Peter Minister for Work and Pensions he could put some of the skivers to work making mines to blow off the legs of other skivers. Its clear that having your legs removed/blown off creates the moral fibre required to return to work.
Perhaps Paula Radcliffe could be pushed to achieve more if we blow off her legs and replace them with plastic too?
One eye, one ear and one hand is all you need to work in a call centre.
um, i think A MOUTH might be handy as well (what do you need the eye for?)
I work in a call centre, the eye is for the screen. However, I think my bodily needs as a call centre agent are a little higher than Pete suggests; I haven’t mastered the art of one-handed typing quite as well as he clearly has.
Dave, you clearly aren’t used to surfing for porn.
Peter is right about one thing though. Paula Radcliffe certainly is the firmest of women. When she says NO by god she means it.
I bet Paula Radcliffe is distraught to hear that her chances with Peter_Sym are shattered.
I have a mouse, see. But who ever heard of two-handed clicking?
I couldn’t agree more with Peter-Sym – forcing yourself to go to work no matter what is good for the soul, especially in a soul-enriching place like a call centre. I love it when my colleagues come to work when they’re disgustingly ill too, and spread their germs around because that’s real endurance, that is.