Permanently Bewildered16 Jan 2008 07:35 pm
What’s The Worst That Could Happen?
By NelsonThanks to Tom for this one. Pure demented genius.
My wife has a donor card and I would respect her wishes on the subject, it’s her choice. Just as it is my choice not to carry one.
At one time I would have donated my organs, but now there are so many people in this country who mean our society harm I would not like to die thinking that my death might well save the life of some maniac who might well go on to blow my children to pieces on the tube.
Let me list the poeple who I definately don’t want to have my organs first.
Dave Blake
14 Responses to “What’s The Worst That Could Happen?”
This is all wrong. You need to ensure that your organs *do* go to one of the several million Terrorists who, due to the anti-White Liberal Conspiracy, are all at the top of the transplant waiting list so that when they’re talking about their next plan to plant a bomb in the Buckingham Palace sewage system or some other crazy Jazz, your body tissue, retaining all of your indignant righteousness, can revolt, spontaneously combust and bring the bastard down from the inside.
I have a special card that says when I die, my organs can only go to Jordan’s disabled baby, any of Westlife or the McCans.
I have scribbled “everyone except Dave Blake” on my donor card – he is harming our society and I wouldn’t want him getting his mits on my giblets and using them for his nefarious deeds.
give them more organs! the more healthy, white christian organs you give them, well.. over time you could convert them into white people!
Hah, what’s the betting his wife’s list just reads “My husband.”?
(And to be fair, I wouldn’t give my organs to Heather Mills-McCartney either…)
I think you should be able to state exactly who can have your organs. I would choose Madeleine McCann. I know in my heart she’s not decomposing and violated in a Portuguese ditch. When she’s returned to her saintly mummy and daddy, she can have any of my vital organs should she need them. In fact she can have them, even if I’m not dead.
What about if his organs were used to create terrorist killing super-cyborgs? – i really dont think he thought it though!
sorry, I meant ‘Thought it through!’
(I don’t want to appear as ignorant as the people I’m trying to take the piss out of)
If I see Dave Blake, lying smashed and ruined in the road under the weight of an 18-wheeler, I have half a mind to dance around him waving my healthy, donatable organs in his backwards, maladjusted face.
Does this mean that all these brown people that are stealing our organs now, when we’re not looking, are just doing it out of spite? If they’re going to blow themselves up, they hardly need them, selfish bastards.
On the other hand, we could fit them in metal boxes, so once they’ve blown themselves up, we just take pick them and fit them to a white lifelong British Citizen. Problems at metal detectors, I suppose.
Another way of reading Dave Blakes post:
I think my wife is a stupid bint.
Twat.
Incidentally, what people did Dave Blake actually list? I don’t think HYS has a handwriting application so i’d like this verified. I believe the handwriting app. was removed when HYS contributors responded to debates with a stream of crudely cocks. Some had the initiative to draw jizz spurting out of the old fella’s Jap’s eye. Is that racist?
That reminds me, I’ve got 2 spare tickets for the Crudely Cocks tonight if anyone’s interested?
You have spare Spuice Girl tickets???
incidentally I wouldnt want Geri Halliwell having my organ again…..
I want an organ-donor card that says that in the event of my death, and Dave Blake or any other right-wing git needs a transplant, the relevent organ is to be destroyed in front of their despairing dying eyes.