Comments on: What’s The Worst That Could Happen?

By: John Hawcock

John Hawcock — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:36:27 +0000

I want an organ-donor card that says that in the event of my death, and Dave Blake or any other right-wing git needs a transplant, the relevent organ is to be destroyed in front of their despairing dying eyes.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:05:42 +0000

You have spare Spuice Girl tickets???
incidentally I wouldnt want Geri Halliwell having my organ again…..

By: Coyote

Coyote — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:04:16 +0000

That reminds me, I’ve got 2 spare tickets for the Crudely Cocks tonight if anyone’s interested?

By: Padwick

Padwick — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:12:55 +0000

Incidentally, what people did Dave Blake actually list? I don’t think HYS has a handwriting application so i’d like this verified. I believe the handwriting app. was removed when HYS contributors responded to debates with a stream of crudely cocks. Some had the initiative to draw jizz spurting out of the old fella’s Jap’s eye. Is that racist?

By: Oliver

Oliver — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:57:10 +0000

Another way of reading Dave Blakes post:

I think my wife is a stupid bint.

Twat.

By: Royce

Royce — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:14:04 +0000

Does this mean that all these brown people that are stealing our organs now, when we’re not looking, are just doing it out of spite? If they’re going to blow themselves up, they hardly need them, selfish bastards.

On the other hand, we could fit them in metal boxes, so once they’ve blown themselves up, we just take pick them and fit them to a white lifelong British Citizen. Problems at metal detectors, I suppose.

By: Cayfox

Cayfox — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:33:13 +0000

If I see Dave Blake, lying smashed and ruined in the road under the weight of an 18-wheeler, I have half a mind to dance around him waving my healthy, donatable organs in his backwards, maladjusted face.

By: zym

zym — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:20:09 +0000

sorry, I meant ‘Thought it through!’

(I don’t want to appear as ignorant as the people I’m trying to take the piss out of)

By: zym

zym — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:40:29 +0000

What about if his organs were used to create terrorist killing super-cyborgs? – i really dont think he thought it though!

By: Mr Blackett

Mr Blackett — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:35:01 +0000

I think you should be able to state exactly who can have your organs. I would choose Madeleine McCann. I know in my heart she’s not decomposing and violated in a Portuguese ditch. When she’s returned to her saintly mummy and daddy, she can have any of my vital organs should she need them. In fact she can have them, even if I’m not dead.