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21 Responses to “Razorsharp”

1. on 17 Jan 2008 at 6:10 pm   dogbeak
   
   

   you only get seven tiles you fucking prick.

2. on 17 Jan 2008 at 6:26 pm   Dan
   
   

   No idea. But I plan to call someone a ‘witless shitprawn’ at the first available opportunity, then pass it off as my own. Cheers for that.

3. on 17 Jan 2008 at 6:39 pm   pedant
   
   

   Spointless?

4. on 17 Jan 2008 at 6:57 pm   Dave
   
   

   Less points! Although even that’s wrong, it should be fewer.

5. on 17 Jan 2008 at 7:13 pm   Chris S
   
   

   Number 1 Most Recommended Comment, FFS.

   If a normal person sees a topic they find uninteresting, they leave it alone, but no, Topsy Turvy has to think of a devastatingly ‘witty’ way of saying ‘I am a fuckwit for clicking on something I have no interest in’.

6. on 17 Jan 2008 at 7:13 pm   Scribbles
   
   

   I love the mental image I get of this ferret felcher sitting at his keyboard, desperately thinking of a way he could blame Scrabble on Immigrants, Commies and Gays for a good ten minutes, getting angrier and angrier as he completely failed to do so until he furiously concluded it was therefore Pointless(s).

   Facebook Scrabble is the single most important news story so far this year. I can’t go cold turkey from it, the shock to my system will kill me.

7. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:02 pm   Mr Blackett
   
   

   Spine’s Lost
   Penis Slots

8. on 17 Jan 2008 at 9:52 pm   domino
   
   

   el snot piss

9. on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:15 pm   773
   
   

   Topsy Turvy, England:

   Dung Pylon Travesty
   Novelty Spud Gantry
   Novelty Panty Drugs
   Spy-Nun Volt Tragedy
   Grovel Punt Dynasty
   Truly Spongy Advent
   Not Yet Purvy Glands
   Playground Vent Sty
   Gypsy Nun Volt Trade
   Nylon Spy-Tug Advert
   Smallbrained Shitcock

10. on 17 Jan 2008 at 11:42 pm   Matt
    
    

    Of all the people on HYS, Topsy Turvy really is the most irritating little cunt. Even more so than Atom John, because AJ is funnily ignorant, whereas TT seems to think that he is funny, witty and right at the same time. What an absolute prick.

11. on 18 Jan 2008 at 12:12 am   Fattulip
    
    

    I agree with Dan. ‘Shitprawn’ will become part of my vocabulary and shall be deployed as soon, and as often, as possible.

    Thank you Nelson.

12. on 18 Jan 2008 at 1:03 am   Becca
    
    

    I think this guy – http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=3111274&edition=1&ttl=20080115131258 is actually the MOST infuriating, but maybe that’s just me

13. on 18 Jan 2008 at 5:12 am   Craig
    
    

    Hey Becca, looks like you’re right.

    “I suspect that anyone wanting yet more paid leave is probably a bunch of workshy layabouts – Oh, the Scottish show the most in favour well thats me proven right then.”

    WHAT A FUCKING CUNTFACE

14. on 18 Jan 2008 at 10:23 am   chivester
    
    

    Of course he’s proven right. Us jocks are workshy bastards who sponge of the English because we’re gutted that we’re not little brown immigrants. Or something like that.

15. on 18 Jan 2008 at 12:03 pm   Scribbles
    
    

    Oh, but Becca, Stuart Booth does have this tragic tale of Darkies Gone Berzerk to tell a few posts up, though:

    “Over the new year period, a group of dark skinned lads decided to attack me with a golf club – now I have no idea why this was, but it happened.”

    Was it because you’re a twat, Stuart? Or were they just upset that you’d walking in on them all fucking your Mum before the hour they’d paid for was up?

16. on 18 Jan 2008 at 1:04 pm   Padwick
    
    

    PSOTINLSSE

    Stolen piss
    Loses pints

    and my favourite “Lets piss no (Let’s piss, no?)”

17. on 18 Jan 2008 at 1:30 pm   Wayne
    
    

    I agree. ‘Shitprawn’ will doubtless make it into one of those ‘new words of the year’ lists come December. I look forward to the expression on Suzie Dent’s face.

    Take a bow, Nelson.

18. on 18 Jan 2008 at 1:34 pm   Nelson
    
    

    It’ll be something to tell my kids about. “You know ‘shitprawn’? I did that”.

19. on 18 Jan 2008 at 4:02 pm   Ceri
    
    

    Just wanted to point out other delight in the same ‘debate’:

    “Added: Thursday, 17 January, 2008, 12:53 GMT 12:53 UK

    The internet is the new Wild West…full of opportunity but rather lawless and a bit dangerous. It attracts The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

    But, there’s a sheriff and he’s getting stronger day by day. The internet is NOT exempt from the law. It may be tough to patrol, but The Law is still The Law, even in cyber-space.

    So watch your step, Cowboy.

    Sticky Toffee

    Recommended by 71 people”

    Who would have thought that there would be so many candidates for the word shitprawn so soon after its inception?

20. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:33 pm   gazzag
    
    

    “… but The Law is still The Law, even in cyber-space.”

    In what country, shitprawn?

21. on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:23 pm   Graham
    
    

    Any else ever got the feeling that the BNP has instructed its members to recommend Topsy Turvy’s comments whenever they get published?