Permanently Bewildered and The Regular Twats18 Jan 2008 01:49 pm

Myfanwy’s Findings

By Nelson

+++It is the overcrowded rat syndrome.
Put ten rats in a cage designed for seven and they start behaving erratically and fighting.
The British Isles cannot safely sustain a population of over 55 million people – and it has now over 60million – 5 million more than in 1970.
Trouble has increased logarithmically as a result.

Myfanwy Morgan, Mumbles, Wales, United Kingdom +++

God help us all – the forecast is population of 65million in ten years – your logarythmic progression is scary
Atom John, Derby

It’s the scariest research I’ve read since that stuff about “RDA” on my Weetabix box.

I could devote an entire site to this dullard’s subnormal witterings.

edit: I just realised, I pretty much HAVE devoted my site to his witterings.

9 Responses to “Myfanwy’s Findings”

  1. on 18 Jan 2008 at 2:09 pm   simon

    Logarithmic eh? It must be terrible that the increase is slowing down and approaching a stable point. Quick send all these immigrants out so that we can get back to an exponential increase.

  2. on 18 Jan 2008 at 3:44 pm   Monty

    Atom John’s talking to Myfanwy from Wales. Is he the only gay in the village by any chance?

  3. on 18 Jan 2008 at 4:52 pm   Mr Blackett

    I read somewhere that to cope with a population increase of 15 million, about 2% of the green belt will probably have to be built over.

    And yet some complete fucking nobody whose name is only one ‘N’ away from spelling ‘My fanny’ says we’re overcrowded already.

    I really don’t know who to believe.

  4. on 18 Jan 2008 at 5:35 pm   Oliver

    “The British Isles cannot safely sustain a population of over 55 million people”

    EH?

    Who thought that up, and when? Did some Victorians sitting around in smoking jackets once say to each other:

    “I say dear fellow, if the industrial expansion continues and the working classes continue to breed apace, do you think our dear England is in danger of becoming unsafe?”

    “A fine question sir, but no. Tis my opinion that the population would have to reach nigh on fifty five of your million before life gets tricky for the likes of you and I sir”

    “Very well, then we need not worry in our lifetimes….pass the laudanum”

  5. on 18 Jan 2008 at 9:29 pm   Dave

    Quick thought here – anyone remember John Cramer who would occasionally come on here and post in the replies? I wonder if John Cramer is Atom John?

    Just a thought.

  6. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:12 am   john cramer

    No he is not.
    Or no I am not.
    Oh and – “want to make something of it?”

  7. on 21 Jan 2008 at 1:04 pm   Nelson

    Hehehe.

    Obviously, by occasionally disagreeing with me, John Cramer has chosen the path of “being wrong about stuff”, but let’s not put him in the same category as that awful twat Atom John.

  8. on 29 Jan 2008 at 11:51 am   Trotsky

    I have it on good authority that Myfanwy spoke to the designer of the UK, a Mr God, of Paradise, Heavenshire, UK, and he said that you can’t cram Brits into a small island like wot you can do with Vietnamese or Africans.

    He drew a sharp intake of breath and said 50, maybe 55 tops but don’t push it over 60 million or you’ll render the warranty invalid.

  9. on 01 Apr 2008 at 4:43 pm   Simon

    oh no, trouble is increasing logarithmically?

    i can see the violent crime rate going up incrementally and the spread of diseases going up infinitesimally. the end of the world is (ever so slighlty) near(er)