Unfocused Rage18 Jan 2008 06:42 pm
By Nelson

A comment from a Telegraph article.

The only reason rape is taken seriously at all is because the victims are ickle fluffy women. Male rape wasn’t even a crime until a few years ago, and do you think a male rape victim gets taken seriously? Women want equality, so there should be equality in the way rape is treated. Is it really as serious as being stabbed or having your head kicked in?
Posted by Jason Slack on January 17, 2008 6:08 PM

Not with a cock like yours, no. You could probably rape people without them even noticing.

24 Responses to “Rape”

  1. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:01 pm Scribbles

    I’d rather like to repeatedly rape Jason with a cactus until he really is Slack.

    But I’m only saying that because I’m an ikkle fluffy woman.

  2. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:04 pm Padwick

    I’d prefer to use a bar of lead decorated with barbed wire.

    But I’m only saying that because I’m a mentalist.

  3. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:09 pm Craig

    Aha I like how instead of, therefore, increasing the seriousness of male rape, he wants to trivialise and lessen the seriousness of male rape.

    I’ve a feeling Jason has some plans for the weekend and it pre-emptively taking action to avert being locked up

  4. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:11 pm Craig

    Ok that made no sense
    lessen the seriousness of female rape, whatever, whatever

  5. on 18 Jan 2008 at 7:21 pm Weeza

    May I please join the queue? And I think for the sake of balance we should also stab him and kick his head in. You know, as the control measures.

  6. on 18 Jan 2008 at 9:56 pm fattulip

    What a twat.

  7. on 18 Jan 2008 at 10:54 pm trashcanglam

    I don’t rape ickle fluffy women, just the gigantic prickly ones. Does this make me some sort of weirdo in the eyes of THE SLACK?

  8. on 19 Jan 2008 at 12:19 am Becca

    I think if it’s a true experiment of difference, we’ll have to REPEATEDLY stab and violently rape him. I can volunteer if needed…

    Seriously tho, why doesn’t he advocate increasing the awareness of male victims of rape (also a hugely serious crime), rather than diminish that of fermale rape.

    I despair :/

  9. on 19 Jan 2008 at 3:09 pm Mr Blackett

    Bloody women whinging about nothing. With all the casual sex women are having these days, you’d think a jolly good raping would be enjoyable. I bet they can still have sex afterwards. I got my head kicked in a couple of years ago and the damage to the cartilage in my ear mean I can no longer wear in-ear headphones.

    Honestly, all this whining, carrying on, inability to trust men ever again, unwanted pregnancy and suicide just isn’t the way things should be done. Rape the Great British man and he’ll wipe the semen and blood off his arse, go and play cricket and smack a century like nothing ever happened.

    We allow women to have a vote and they don’t even let us forcefully violate them in return. Damn you God-less liberals. Damn you all.

  10. on 19 Jan 2008 at 10:30 pm Karen

    Wow. That’s quite frightening.

  11. on 20 Jan 2008 at 2:41 am Mo

    I can’t even find this fucking loser funny in a pathetic sort of way. Cripes.

  12. on 20 Jan 2008 at 4:12 am Phil

    Quite liberal views for a Telegraph reader though.

  13. on 20 Jan 2008 at 6:02 am nick

    that’s the only one in the several months i’ve looked at this that i found completely jaw-dropping. i mean frightening, really.

  14. on 20 Jan 2008 at 12:30 pm vandr

    Good grief!

    This is beyond scary - it is bloody terrifying.

  15. on 20 Jan 2008 at 2:35 pm basement61

    Hunt that guy down - here’s his photo as publicised on his disturbing website:

    http://picasaweb.google.com/codballs/Tits/photo?authkey=S–hYiOEGZM#5130601370851562034

  16. on 21 Jan 2008 at 11:17 am Petpete

    This was blatantly a gentlemen trying to provoke a vengeful public into raping his anus. As soon as he had posted he probably sat there rubbing his hands, waiting for his doors and windows to be kicked in.

  17. on 21 Jan 2008 at 1:12 pm Nelson

    So obvious now that you’ve pointed it out. Jason is a man who desperately wants knobbly stuff forced up his rectum. He just hasn’t plucked up the courage to tell anyone yet. His comment is a cry for help. Well… “help” in the sense of “having stuff rammed up his arse”.

  18. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:06 pm Mr Blackett

    @basement61 - Now there’s a guy that needs a good raping. He looks familiar. Is a top model or famous actor? I can’t think where I’ve seen him before. You could even pretend he was a woman with all that long hair.

  19. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:46 pm Mark

    Link didn’t work for me. Is Jason reading this? Has he taken it down?

  20. on 22 Jan 2008 at 1:08 pm Rich

    @Phil: Oh, the Telegraph’s not that bad if you rip out the two centre pages. That way all you’re left with is actual news and pictures of Elizabeth Hurley for no good reason.

  21. on 22 Jan 2008 at 9:03 pm Roberts

    God, all the rapists want is to do a quick shag but the damn women make a fuss. And the courts take them SERIOUSLY. It’s political correctness gone mad.

    PS I like Becca’s idea. I’ll volunteer for the stabbing. Can it be in the eyes, please?

  22. on 22 Jan 2008 at 11:22 pm Jason Slack

    Holy fuck. I hope nobody thinks I wrote this.

  23. on 23 Jan 2008 at 12:30 am Nelson

    Ya poor bogger. Imagine googling your name and finding him on the end of it.

  24. on 29 Jan 2008 at 10:21 pm Mog

    No worries… all you have to do is go through the whole ‘net looking for every possible picture of you that may have ever been posted. Then you will be safe. Or will you?

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