Racists and Slow Readers21 Jan 2008 02:43 pm

Immgrents

By Nelson

From a debate about boys playing with toy guns. Becca sent me these while she was drunk. Thanks Becca.

Of course — after all in America guns are opart of life — and over here they will be soon too — to defend onself agaist the blacks the wogs and the ofer immgrents
Liam byrne, Westminster

What you really need is a machine gun emplacement in the heart of Westminster. You’d have no hope of mowing down thousands of grass-skirted Zulus using a few rifles. Just ask Michael Caine.

It is all relevent to the hunting instinct built into the male, just lets them get on with it, it will be fine. DO NOT immaculate or try to feminise them, this is bad for society.
Chris, Southampton

I’m laughing at you Chris.

10 Responses to “Immgrents”

  1. on 21 Jan 2008 at 2:48 pm   Robin

    Of course YOU’D laugh, you’re obviously a limp-wristed nancy boy who doesn’t eat corned beef or shoot people.

  2. on 21 Jan 2008 at 2:49 pm   rob

    I fear Liam Byrne’s comment may be satire:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Byrne

  3. on 21 Jan 2008 at 2:57 pm   Nelson

    I think that makes it worse.

  4. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:39 pm   mat

    that didn’t come from the BBC Speke you’re Branes shurely? No way “wogs” would have made it past the mods

  5. on 21 Jan 2008 at 3:52 pm   Nelson

    It was probably reactively moderated. Or maybe Becca made it all up whilst she was pissed.

    I *do* eat corned beef. With pickle.

  6. on 21 Jan 2008 at 4:17 pm   Royce

    I can’t help imagining that after Chris and Liam have gone to school and shot some kids, they take up their position in the Admiralty Citadel, in rocking chairs, with guns, cackling. For hours.

  7. on 21 Jan 2008 at 5:36 pm   Simon

    Immaculate?!?!?!?!

  8. on 21 Jan 2008 at 6:17 pm   Becca

    I really didn’t make it up honest, tho I can’t find the comment on the site….. so I was either so drunk as to invent racist HYS nutters (it was new years eve so possible), or someone complained and it was removed… I’m gonna go 50/50 on that one

  9. on 23 Jan 2008 at 2:26 pm   Vicola

    I’m guessing that Chris is the kind of pillock that plays with his family jewels on the train. You see them from time to time.

  10. on 28 Jan 2008 at 1:56 am   spamme

    Like the Royal Family on the tube