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Thanks to Alix for this one. There’s been an astonishing amount of terrifying wank written about Heath Ledger’s death and this is one of the few I’ve been sent that are written by men. A good 90% of it seems to have been written by young women who experienced moments of damp-gussetted sexual awakening in front of “10 Things I Hate About You”. They’re now hitting that distressing age when they realise that youthful romance less resembles the Hollywood version than a series of encounters with enthusiastic, amateur gynaecologists, hell-bent on using their mimsy as a mitten.

Such a loss, Mr. Heath Ledger reminded me of a bit when that American Actor River Phoenix passed on..so young. Both had so much ahead for the both of them. I’ve never seen that movie Broken Back Mountain, my favorite Ledger Movies are still The Patriot and The Four Feathers., You may be lost, but you are not forgotten.
-Joe
Joexplorer341, Amman, Jordan

I don’t know why, but I have an image of you at home with a life-sized cardboard cutout of Heath Ledger. You’ve cut two holes for your eyes and a little window that opens in his groin so you can flop your cock and plums through. You spend your evenings stood in front of the mirror, peering through Heath’s eyeholes whilst licking his cardboard back.