Werthers Original Imperialists30 Jan 2008 06:48 pm
By Nelson

Will ‘Angel’ be cultural icon of the south?

A UNION JACK!!!
Lets be brave and proud…..Someone should have the guts to comission it.
This is GREAT BRITAIN….Lets show it…!!
The voice of reason, Cheshire, United Kingdom

YES. You’ve evoked images of the glory days of EMPIRE back in the 90s when that orange whore put on that famous union jack dress! People weren’t ashamed to show their patriotism back then. Or their tits. Girl Power! Remember back in the 80s when we bombed all those penguins and that man got melted? Or the 70s when that detective was in a coma from the future? GREAT BRITAIN! GREAT BRITAIN! GREAT BRITAIN! And did those feet in umm numm numm.. la la la ENGLAND’S PASTURES GREEN. Cocking hell, I’m off for a wank.

8 Responses to “Brave and Proud”

  1. on 30 Jan 2008 at 8:43 pm Jamison

    I just tried to find a website of famous melted men. Can’t believe there isn’t one.

  2. on 30 Jan 2008 at 8:44 pm Monty

    What is it with these cocks and the term “Great Britain”? FFS, it means larger Britain not Fucking Fantastic Britain.

  3. on 30 Jan 2008 at 8:48 pm :-)

    Someone else who doesn’t understand what the ‘Great’ in Great Britain stands for.

    More disturbing is the possibility that they do, but choose to misundertand it in order to look like a tosser.

  4. on 30 Jan 2008 at 9:26 pm 773

    The Germans call it Gross Britannien. Which is a bit fucking rude. Is that why we’re at war with them?

  5. on 31 Jan 2008 at 1:40 am gazzag

    Union FLAG, nonce.

  6. on 31 Jan 2008 at 12:00 pm Padwick

    I think a 60 metre Vicki Pollard doing a nazi salute would be quite endearing. BUT I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS.

  7. on 31 Jan 2008 at 12:42 pm Oliver

    Other than the slightly troubling way that although ‘The Voice’ post doesn’t even mention brown people, there is still a very racist feel to it; it is the way he clearly feels that the Union flag is appropriate as a symbol specifically for the South of England that bothers me most.

    This is made even more puzzling by the fact he lives in Cheshire.

    Perhaps he should have an ‘Angel’ statue of his own. I suggest a 40ft high bronze of a bell end on his front lawn.

  8. on 31 Jan 2008 at 4:32 pm Commander Primate

    Yes! A gigantic Union Jack! Sixty foot high, on the White Cliffs of Dover. It should play a medly of patriotic tunes ranging from Rule Britannia through to Chas and Dave’s Gertcha, whilst spinning so fast it can be used to slingshot bogus asylum seekers into the Channel. Only then will Britannia be appropriately honoured.

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