Grief Athletes31 Jan 2008 01:12 pm
By Nelson
Thanks to Chris.
They say that it easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven his tv aside mr beadles eye is the size of a barn door and his camel is tiny this man was an usung hero in the world of charitys and will not be easliy replaced
god bless you jeremy you will be missed
jonny, coventry
It makes me weep to think that we’ll never again see his massive eye or tiny camel.
But he was rich wasn’t he? Wasn’t he?
How else could he afford a gigantic eye and a miniature camel?
Is ‘camel’ slang for ‘hand’ in Coventry?
damn simon beat me to it
Yes, it is.
Camels live on sand, sand rhymes with hand. Simple.
A typical Coventry conversation may go thuswise: “Can you camel me a plaster, I’ve just cut my camel with this camel saw. I knew those plasters would come in camely one day.”
Rember it’s easeyer for a rich man to pass between the ass of a camel……..
He was funny as Gordon Brown and as much use as a rocking horse.
He was the biggest joke in all of his shows.
People overlook what a fantastic actor Jermy was. Those fuckwits were invariably taken by surprise when he unmasked himself. What a bunch of cunts.
This is, I think, the single funniest HYS I’ve seen. Probably because it doesn’t have the depressing undercurrent of violent bigotry, it’s just utterly batshit mental. I imagine a spectral Beadle riding through heaven’s desert, balanced perfectly because the big eye and the small hand are on the same side.