Miscellaneous Prats and Normal People31 Jan 2008 03:16 pm

Japes

By Nelson

Thanks to Tom.

‘Prank’ shows are now a very popular medium in TV entertainment. Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in that.
Rob, Northallerton

Quality.

I am devastated, I spent so many nights laughing myself to sleep thinking about his pranks, people in work have started to call me Jeremy Beadle as I tried t copy him with my japes.
Christian Dadswell, Newport

Everybody you work with hates you.

14 Responses to “Japes”

  1. on 31 Jan 2008 at 3:26 pm   Neil M

    Now, in all honesty, Tom deserves a small handed pat on the back.

  2. on 31 Jan 2008 at 3:53 pm   Alb

    Good ol’ Tom

  3. on 31 Jan 2008 at 4:06 pm   Tom

    Thanks, but petty recognition is no compensation for the part of me that died having to read through HYS.

  4. on 31 Jan 2008 at 4:20 pm   Neil M

    But the gems Tom? Think of the gems…

  5. on 31 Jan 2008 at 5:02 pm   Padwick

    I can picture Christian behind the deli counter at Sainsbury’s, talking to a colleague, Colin, about his japes. Suddenly Christian gets an idea and decides to “tango” Colin whilst his back is turned.

    Unfortunately for Colin, his back is turned because he slicing a leg of Yorkshire ham into 0.8 cm thick slices.

    Colin now has a Beadle hand thanks to Christian, you little Japer

  6. on 31 Jan 2008 at 5:07 pm   dogbeak

    how the fuck do you laugh yourself to sleep?

    it’s a pretty disturbing idea.

  7. on 31 Jan 2008 at 5:30 pm   vpl

    not only did he laugh himself to sleep he did it whilst merely thinking about jezzers pranks.

    I wonder if he was touching himself and pretending he had a small hand?

  8. on 31 Jan 2008 at 9:24 pm   Pete

    No they haven’t started to call you ‘Jeremy Beadle’ they’ve always called you ‘cunt’ to your face and you just don’t hear it or think it’s endearing.

  9. on 01 Feb 2008 at 1:19 am   BillyBob

    Christian has a sign on his desk saying “you don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps” doesn’t he?

  10. on 01 Feb 2008 at 9:12 am   domino

    *sigh* how quickly they forget Keith Ledger…

  11. on 01 Feb 2008 at 11:47 am   Petpete

    Apparently Jeremy Beadle had a small cock, but on the other hand…

  12. on 01 Feb 2008 at 12:51 pm   Mog

    *sigh* how quickly they forget Keith Ledger…

    Ah yes but Atom John liked Beadle. At least no person here has found a post from him yet. I’m not going to look for it. I value my last remaining shreds of sanity.

  13. on 01 Feb 2008 at 3:12 pm   Paul C

    I think the whole story is a prank. During the funeral the vicar’s gonna tear off his false beard, turn to Mrs. Beadle and shout ‘Game for a Laugh’!

  14. on 22 Feb 2008 at 4:03 pm   Truffles

    I’ve forgotten Keith Ledger too. Who was he?

    Oh wait.. Did you mean Heath?