Comments on: Japes

By: Truffles

Truffles — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:03:20 +0000

I’ve forgotten Keith Ledger too. Who was he?

Oh wait.. Did you mean Heath?

By: Paul C

Paul C — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:12:50 +0000

I think the whole story is a prank. During the funeral the vicar’s gonna tear off his false beard, turn to Mrs. Beadle and shout ‘Game for a Laugh’!

By: Mog

Mog — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:51:33 +0000

*sigh* how quickly they forget Keith Ledger…

Ah yes but Atom John liked Beadle. At least no person here has found a post from him yet. I’m not going to look for it. I value my last remaining shreds of sanity.

By: Petpete

Petpete — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:47:45 +0000

Apparently Jeremy Beadle had a small cock, but on the other hand…

By: domino

domino — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:12:05 +0000

*sigh* how quickly they forget Keith Ledger…

By: BillyBob

BillyBob — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:19:28 +0000

Christian has a sign on his desk saying “you don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps” doesn’t he?

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 19:24:24 +0000

No they haven’t started to call you ‘Jeremy Beadle’ they’ve always called you ‘cunt’ to your face and you just don’t hear it or think it’s endearing.

By: vpl

vpl — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:30:20 +0000

not only did he laugh himself to sleep he did it whilst merely thinking about jezzers pranks.

I wonder if he was touching himself and pretending he had a small hand?

By: dogbeak

dogbeak — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:07:44 +0000

how the fuck do you laugh yourself to sleep?

it’s a pretty disturbing idea.

By: Padwick

Padwick — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:02:59 +0000

I can picture Christian behind the deli counter at Sainsbury’s, talking to a colleague, Colin, about his japes. Suddenly Christian gets an idea and decides to “tango” Colin whilst his back is turned.

Unfortunately for Colin, his back is turned because he slicing a leg of Yorkshire ham into 0.8 cm thick slices.

Colin now has a Beadle hand thanks to Christian, you little Japer