Thanks to Laura for these on the subject of Jeremy Beadle’s death.
On Saturday nights with you’ve been framed
Around all of Britain the laughs you gained
With game for a Laugh and Beadles about
You were a great entertainer that no won can doubtThe monies you raised all for a good cause
Lets not deny that you deserve around of Applause
You battled with poor health in the recent years
And people round the world will be shedding their tearsSo i salute you Mr Beadle for being a Pro
That of which i think everybody does knowGoodbye.. Rest in Peace
Dan B, Northampton
Like watching a bloke with advanced Parkinson disease trying to juggle.
He was a little man with a big heart. Like mozart his real genius will only be appreciated many years after his passing. RIP Jeremy you will be missed xxx
Bill Ingram, Ascot, United Kingdom
One day his “Game For a Laugh in Eb Minor” (K615) will be recognised as the classic it truly is.
Dan B for Poet Laureate.
That of which i think everybody does know.
Dan. Get a grip. Even Beedle himself would have felt the urge to knock you round a pub car park with an iron bar for that dirge.
That poem is amazing.
That of which i think everybody does know.
No won can doubt Dan’s genius.
Poor, poor, poor
poor, poor, poor
poor, Jeremy.
Oh so poor, dear
Jeremy.
Thou art taken from us
And will, bury-ed in the ground,
Wither like thine mock hand.
One hopeth Heaven
Is alive
With
Video
Replays
Of
Children
Falling
Off
Things
Hilariously.
How dare you mock my Jeremy Beadle poem.
I adored the man though I didn’t know ‘im
While time will pass just like the sand
I’ll never forget his tiny hand
Dan Blackett
Ignoring for the second the alarming comparison of the two, Mozart was sort of appreciated when he was alive. Sort of…a lot like. In fact, from about the age of 4. Have a bit of that Beadle! Four years old!
The mozart comparison is the funniest thing ever that i ever read on the interweb ever, me and the wife were gigglin like kiddies over that.
Crikey. That’s worse than Vogon poetry. Can we ban these pigeon’s minges from rhyming?
Hate to spoil the fun but Bill Ingram is the creation I (relatively Normal Person and SYB reader) use when I’m messing about on HYS.
(You should see the ones they didn’t publish.)
Hang on, if both of the HYS quotes in this entry were made up by Speak You’re Branes readers, how can we be sure ANY of them are real anymore?
Is this real???
HALP
Fuck me, again.
I left the UK in 1988, clearly every single English teacher was summarily executed the day after I left. Why wasn’t I told?
Either that or Dan B is a complete noblik who was deliberately taught to write in that “Style”.
If it is the latter he should immediately find all his old language teachers and kill them.