I appreciate all of the things my mom did for me, like kissing my boo boo when I skinned my knee, looking under my bed for ‘monsters’, and all of the countless she did for me. No one can put a price tag on that. Mom is worth all of the gold in the world.
Dylan Peters, South Carolina, United States
She kissed your what now?
I hope I never find myself in a country where people say things like “kiss my boo boo” with a straight face.
Three words come to my mind:- THE BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY
gets my vote
[Liberal_left_bias]
Ah, so close.
Thanks to Radio_shak.
US orchestra is an anti-democratic organisation, because it plays non-democratic music in NK! Any music allowed in a country ruled by a dictater, are anti-democratic.
Beatles music are non-democatic because people in dictatership NK play and sing, but band in democratic Israel. Penny Lane in Liverpool is a non-democratic place, because it is well known by dictatership NK and all N Korean want to visit (good for Liverpool, a non-democratic city!).
Is it a tune too familiar from our media?
Steve, Liverpool, UK
This is what happens when you let Microsoft Office Assistant generate your opinions for you.
Thanks to Gareth and Phoebe who both spotted Derek Bells.
I can’t believe any of you OPPOSE this idea. It beggars belief, really it does. Anyone would think you wanted to have a terrorist murder you in your beds at night!!!
I think that once you get arrested for ANY crime you should have a microchip implanted into you that enables the police to monitor you. They could locate the nearest criminals to a major crime and do their jobs better.
Glad to see The Sun is campaigning to Bring Back Hanging this week!!!! Common sense AT LAST!!!
Derek Bells, London, United Kingdom
Why not just designate one chap (a foreign gentleman, perhaps) who’s responsible for ALL crimes? Everytime a crime gets committed we’d just extend his sentence by another year or so. We could save on prison costs too!
The DNA Database is an absolute must! The sooner we have it the sooner the children can sleep safer in their little beds.
I can’t even begin to comprehend why anybody could oppose such a sensible idea. The way I see it is as clear as day - you would only oppose this if you were involved in criminal activity or were friends of criminals.
Make this happen Gordon Brown OR ELSE!
Derek Bells, London, United Kingdom
Or else Derek will come and shit himself in your front garden.
Thanks to “Honest Mistake” for this one. I guess, if your surname is “Mistake”, your kid is in for hell at school anyway. You may as well call them “Honest” to boot.
Are we doing enough to save energy?
Personally I couldn’t care less. I don’t buy into all this “global warming is man’s fault” nonsense. It’s just an excuse for the govt to tax us even more & for all the tree hugging lefties to get soft jobs & research grants at the tax payers’ expense. I’m going to carry on as normal.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
The phrase “carry on as normal” has never struck me with such force before. What the fuck does “normal” mean to Geoff Fielding? Does this mean he’s going to spend today looking at pictures of wounded zoo animals, with a massive electric dildo wedged up his anus? Perhaps he’s squatting on the stairs, grinding himself frantically up and down its knobbly length, one hand turning the pages of “Wounded Zoo Animals Monthly”, the other holding his wig on. Look, a tiger with an abscess! Wolves with one eye! Oooh, bear amputees!
Thanks to Hayley.
yeah so i had just woken up.
and everything was moving
i thought my washmachine was braking or somthing.
my little sister came into my room asking what was happening
i said the washmachine is braking.
my mother told her to stop being silly that it was a earthquake
loran, bilsthorpe
If someone approaches you trying to acquire film rights, hold out for a percentage of gross.
Thanks to Hektor and Owen who both submitted this one.
Depression? Stuff and nonsense!! I simply don’t believe in it, nor do I believe people can get depressed because of bereavement. Death happens, go the the funeral and then get on with your life.
A mate of mine was ‘depressed’, gave him a good slap and now he’s as right as rain.
We need less emotion and more backbone in this country.
Life is Great, London
I think it was a mistake introducing women to Britain. What we really need is a country full of those chaps from Dambusters.
Thanks to Sam for spotting this chap in the Oscars thread.
What do I think about the Oscar winners? Absolutely nothing - a big fat zero. Next question.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
An absolute bore. I wouldn’t watch the Oscars if yo paid me.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
How much taxpayers’ money did the BBC waste covering this mindless non-event? That’s what I’m thinking about the Oscars.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
It’s so hard to ignore though isn’t it? That empty white text field that’s actually asking for your opinion! It never judges, no matter what you say. You’re so lonely, but every time you try and talk to real people they just make excuses and wander away muttering “What a boring prick”. They’re probably all stooges planted by the mysterious entity that seems to follow you around, making your life shit. The HYS text box understands. Talk to the box. Lovely box.
Websites should not allow anyone to upload any such content that may hurt others religious sentiments.
Jigar B, Pune
Ganesh is a big, fat, elephant fuck.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm
Thousands of people from across England contacted the BBC to described how their homes shook during the tremor.
I expect these are the same people who send Christmas cards to characters on Eastenders.