The Regular Twats and Werthers Original Imperialists01 Feb 2008 01:10 pm

Such a Tragic Twat

By Nelson

Will ‘Angel’ be cultural icon of the south? More important, for Atom John, is the worry that those Frenchies are hatching yet another papist plot to install a Catholic monarch in England.

I think that the monument should be a group of statues.

Wellington. Churchill, Boadicaea, King Arthur, Hereward, Richard lionheart – to show the rest of Europe that we can defend our shores
Atom John, Derby, United Kingdom

Don’t forget Big Daddy and Geoff Capes.

16 Responses to “Such a Tragic Twat”

  1. on 01 Feb 2008 at 1:44 pm   Neil M

    And those magnificent French, Polish, American and Romanian pilots who fought in the RAF…and the Gurkhas…and Dangermouse

  2. on 01 Feb 2008 at 1:56 pm   Chris

    Perhaps we could erect an enormous statue of Richard Littlejohn? Its bound to keep the fuzzy wuzzies at bay and we can finally boast the biggest cunt in the world.

  3. on 01 Feb 2008 at 2:04 pm   Oliver

    So. Now we know that Atom John has never been to London.

    This may thankfully be due to the staff keeping a close eye on him at whatever institution he is contained.

  4. on 01 Feb 2008 at 2:22 pm   Hektor

    What about a statue of Richard Littlejohn with an erection (pointing towards France)? This statute would be surrounded by 24 other statues, each of notable Britons. Each hour the main Littlejohn statue would be wanked off by one of the other statues.

    It could be called Littlejohn’s Atom John Clock of the South.

  5. on 01 Feb 2008 at 2:55 pm   Padwick

    What about a giant Golly wog? This could lead to Atom John leaving Britain…For good.

  6. on 01 Feb 2008 at 3:18 pm   Monty

    Just noticed there’s an Atom John-amatic service : http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/rss/rssuser.jspa?userID=1653985&lang=en_GB

    Add that to your RSS feed and watch the Atom John goodness flood in in real time.

  7. on 01 Feb 2008 at 3:48 pm   Nelson

    Do you think I’ve actually been wading through the entire wankstorm for the last year?? :) I add an RSS feed to my reader everytime I see something twatty.

    Twat Feed RSS

  8. on 01 Feb 2008 at 4:49 pm   Jollity

    Atom John should think of the North. While we in the South have all our statues, they’ll have nobody to defend them against the Vikings.

  9. on 01 Feb 2008 at 4:53 pm   V Crisis

    That’s the non-existant King Arthur and the FRENCH Richard the Lionheart, right?

  10. on 01 Feb 2008 at 5:05 pm   dogbeak

    and hereward was the son of a dane.

    what a cuntwitted cuntwit.

  11. on 01 Feb 2008 at 5:51 pm   Toby

    Thanks for exposing me tot hat Nelson, I now fear for my prophet’s well being, my dreams will be haunted by the thought of him lost on a mountainside with no GPS signal, unable to share his divine utterances with us. My life is ruined.

  12. on 01 Feb 2008 at 7:21 pm   Tom

    Didn’t Richard Lionheart
    a)Only actually come to Britain twice
    b)Bankrupt our country by getting himself taken hostage
    ?

  13. on 01 Feb 2008 at 7:22 pm   Tom

    oh, and another thing…most of those listed failed (however courageously)

  14. on 01 Feb 2008 at 10:05 pm   scott

    Sometimes only a 80 foot david icke will do. I suggest putting it on the isle of wight. Screw the french its the ufos I’m freaking out at!

  15. on 03 Feb 2008 at 9:54 pm   Hannah

    I wonder if Atom John knows how well appreciated he is. Someone should tell him.

  16. on 04 Feb 2008 at 10:55 am   Tom

    Yes hannah someone should tell him by weeing through his letter box ;)