Outsiders10 Feb 2008 01:35 am

Tom Tom Tom

By Nelson

From an Amazon review of a “TomTom windscreen holder and charger”.

did not charge tom tom
when i used it tom tom froze now it dose not work
tom tom that is
so am not happy paid £20 now i have no tom tom
good way to sell more tom tom’s
David A. Grey “addison” (scotland)

That’s a pretty fucked up haiku, Dave.

8 Responses to “Tom Tom Tom”

  1. on 10 Feb 2008 at 2:18 pm   trashcanglam

    I only ever delve into the Amazon reviews for the works of the redoubtable Mister Quickly

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2752XIGJY2YH6/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/103-7134291-7507852?

    Everyone else on there can get fucked.

  2. on 11 Feb 2008 at 1:55 pm   C***ney

    OT – Interesting – I was just looking at the HYS on what the rabid think about firemen having rocks chucked at them (most are not in favour) when I was fatally distracted by a comment made by a peon from Scunthorpe, where the middle part of that town-name has been mysteriously moderated out….

  3. on 11 Feb 2008 at 3:57 pm   dogbeak

    Headscarves (yeah, I will post off-topic shite all over your lovely blog. Cheers Nels!):

    “Am I the only one who thinks that muslims across the globe are spoiling for a fight?
    Steve Butler, Basingstoke, United Kingdom”

    FUCKING AVE EM SON!

  4. on 11 Feb 2008 at 3:58 pm   dogbeak

    also, the bafta hys is full of people bursting at the seams to tell the world how little they care. fucking pricks.

  5. on 11 Feb 2008 at 4:04 pm   UnderHerd

    ‘“Am I the only one who thinks that muslims across the globe are spoiling for a fight?
    Steve Butler, Basingstoke, United Kingdom”

    FUCKING AVE EM SON!’

    If you only snaugh beer all over your keyboard once today, I recommend that you let it be to this masterwork by dogbeak :) .

  6. on 11 Feb 2008 at 5:51 pm   dogbeak

    drinking beer at 4.04pm? get a job!

  7. on 12 Feb 2008 at 3:46 am   Bill Ingram

    trashcanglam, that’s amazing. I loved the batter review.

    PS. Maybe his job is testing beer.

  8. on 12 Feb 2008 at 11:06 am   globus

    paid £20 for tom tom? fewl. globus downloads the latest one (navigator) for free so has no cause to grumble when it fucks up.