Thanks to Henry for these from some old debate about religion (he sent them over two months ago, I’m slack). They’re all by someone called “Penny” who feels compelled to respond to everything. There were loads more. I picked a few.
“Richard, most christians I meet here in Houston know precious little about their religion.”
Again, being on the outside and trying to look inside always reveals ones blind spots does it not ?
Penny, USA
Indeed. Getting a sense of perspective and considering things from other viewpoints is a well known pastime of the incurious and deluded.
What annoys me most is the indoctrination of children into religion. If your faith is so strong, let them grow up and decide for themselves. Seems to me that any intelligent, benevolent God, wouldn’t object to that, would it?
[BloodBubble]And so, you would prefer that they be indoctrinated into your religion instead ?
Penny, USA
Penny can’t imagine someone without a religion. This helps her avoid blind spots.
Did God invent man or did man invent God? – BBC
Neither ! God created man from nothing. Invent implies you have material to start with. Man cannot invent something that already is and God is Spirit. OTOH, man can worship false gods and God calls it idolatry. To say science explains the world better than religion is a form of false worship. Religion can also be atheism. The Bible explains man to those who seek God and supernaturally reveals God.
Penny, USA
I asked God and he said that, not only is it ok to be atheist but that he thinks you’re an idiot. Really. He said “Frankly I’d be happier if Penny went Hindu or something. Dizzy bint”. Then he showed me his new car stereo. Man it was serious. We listened to “T-Connection”. Disco.
8 Responses to “Penny, USA”
I would love to meet Penny and show her my unnatural gash.
“Did God make this you weird cunt?!” I would shout, forcing her to stare at my ting.
She would quivver in silence, afraid of what she hade seen.
“Well Penny? DID GOD MAKE THIS?”
Penny would shake her head in terror and back out of the swamp.
I would follow her back to her Fishery and make sweet with a pig.
Bloody religion.
The only time a women should mention God more that twice in a minute is
a) when she has her head down my toilet whilst I pop my fist up her arse repeatedly.
Or
b) if she is a R.E. teacher.
Yum, misogyny.
Although Penny does mention god an impressive seven times in one post, it’s optimistic to assume she managed to produce more than two of them per minute with the funny stick on her forehead she has to use to type.
Remember, misogyny can also be atheism.
Deggars: Or both A and B, at the same time.
all scientists are idolisers. all of them. no exceptions. anybody who believes in evolution is an idoliser. EVERYBODY WHO ISN’T AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN IS EVIL.
shut the fuck up, Penny you crazy bitch.
nice to hear god enjoys a bit of t-connection.
“Religion can also be atheism”
Absolutely! Atheism is indeed a religion, in the same way as not collecting stamps is a hobby. Just a minute…..