Unfocused Rage15 Feb 2008 03:16 pm

Good Guns

By Nelson

Thanks to Mark Hawkins for sending me this one, a couple of months back. Poor Charles can’t take any more matriarchal oppression.

The world has gone to pot since women had the final say in how boys were brought up.

Face it. Women have never liked boys being so boisterous, because it makes them feel weak. Well, just live with it, they are. Get a man to make them realise they should use guns for good, not bad.

Otherwise you’re wasting your time, and raising dysfunctional boys.
Charles, London

Use guns for good! e.g. I use my gun for killing people who are feeling sad.

8 Responses to “Good Guns”

  1. on 15 Feb 2008 at 3:55 pm   Wayne

    Yeah, it’s all gone to pot since women started doing the childrearing. They should go back to their traditional breadwinner role and leave us nurturing men to raise the kids.

  2. on 15 Feb 2008 at 4:08 pm   the man with the chrome hoof

    charles, london: 100% absolutely guaranteed and DEFINITELY a grade-a woman-fucking bloke. not a closet case. swear down. double dog. honest. fucks women. right up the cunts.

  3. on 15 Feb 2008 at 4:53 pm   Jollity

    I am inexplicably reminded of the American Family Association’s (or some similar group) ideas for correct childrearing to ensure your son doesn’t grow up gay. One of the suggestions was something to the effect of “Take showers with your son, and encourage him to notice his father’s penis and to compare it to his own.”

    In conclusion: guns are a lot like cocks.

  4. on 15 Feb 2008 at 6:30 pm   Holly

    Speaking of guns, I loved this comment on the BBC website today on the University shooting in Illinois:

    Wow, very bad news. Hope no one has lost their life. I have visited that campus a few times – my previous father-in-law did a history degree there, and I spent some time there looking at doing a post-doc there. It’s a very quiet campus – many students go home to Chicago at weekends, so it can be pretty dead there. There’s a good law school at NIU, but students find it hard to do internships in the immediate local area.
    Dr Christopher Wood, Washington DC, formerly Chicago and formerly Cardiff, Wales

    It’s terrible. Not only are they getting shot, but they can’t get work experience either.

  5. on 15 Feb 2008 at 6:59 pm   TonyB

    In the circumstances, I can’t help but wonder if the “it can be pretty dead there” comment was intentional.

  6. on 16 Feb 2008 at 3:02 am   BillyBob

    ooh, ooh – this news is about me. I once looked at a picture of a place in the news and now I feel important. Somebody love me, please.

  7. on 18 Feb 2008 at 12:55 am   zoobidoo

    What exactly IS a good use for guns? Killing paedos? Killing burglers? Killing interns to open up a few work placements in the local community?

  8. on 21 Feb 2008 at 2:18 am   Judeye

    Hey zoobidoo… that’s uncalled for. There are good paedo’s and good burglars out there too. Never met a good intern though. Be fair.