Curtain Twitchers19 Feb 2008 12:24 pm
By Nelson

Another one from months ago. Thanks to Mark for this one concerning HMRC’s lost disks.

I am just as concerned as everyone else regarding the identity theft side of things. But what worries me most is that my childs name, sex, and address are on those details.If those details fall into the hands of a paedophile they have all they need to target a child of there choice in their own home! Or they could target them when they leave the house/ after school. They will also know the childs parents & siblings names. Perfect if they want to impersonate a friend! I am furious about this!
Jason, Bristol

Totally. I’m a horrible paedo but I only fancy kids called “Milton” and it’s a bastard finding them. This list is already proving a real boon.

6 Responses to “A La Carte Paedopark”

  1. on 19 Feb 2008 at 1:03 pm fucko the clown

    we should immediately arrest Tony Hart, he would have amassed a huge data base of children’s names, addresses and ages, therefore must be a paedo! the posh plastercine shaping cunt.

  2. on 19 Feb 2008 at 1:51 pm Cycloon

    Jim’ll Fix it For Youuuu
    Too right
    get them all, get all adults who know children’s nameses!

  3. on 19 Feb 2008 at 2:07 pm James

    What worries me is this phone book nonsense. I mean, a big list of names with all their phone numbers attached? That’s got to be ripe for paedophiles to exploit. All a paedophile has to do is start ringing numbers, and on the assumption that one in five fathers will name a child after themselves, within ten minutes of asking for “A. Adamson junior” a paedophile could be talking to a child about literally whatever takes his fancy. I personally am very worried about this but as my surname is Zumbuhl I reckon I have a while before anything needs to be done.

  4. on 19 Feb 2008 at 3:01 pm fucko the clown

    I worry about schools, all those children in one place, paedos could find one of these schools and have access to large numbers of children, something must be done immediately.

    on a seperate note, Jason from Bristol, you can sleep easy tonight, there is no chance a paedo will impersonate your childs friends, I have it on good authority, your child has no friends (A paedo told me, he tried)

  5. on 19 Feb 2008 at 10:53 pm James

    I’m greatly concerned that no matter how secure I keep my child’s contact details, a paedophile could still identify him as a child because of his small size. I am therefore in the process of building a small cage with a distorting lens on each side to make Timmy appear 6 feet tall. As a handy side effect the reverb inside this “paedo-foil,” as I like to call it, makes his voice sound deeper. Fortunately by the age of 12 the nightly rack stretches should make him indistinguishable from an adult, and then his precious childhood will finally be safe from debasement.

  6. on 20 Feb 2008 at 2:17 am Ronan

    these responses are great … has anyone tried posting them on hys for a reaction? :p

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