Its simple, any female getting pregnant before the age of 16 should be forably sterilised and the pregnancy aborted. Any male getting a girl under the age of 16 pregnant should be castrated. That would certainly cause a bit more care to be taken.
Stuart Booth, Northampton, United Kingdom
If a foreign national does not act within the law, then that person, and all of their relatives should be deported – a sort of tarring with the same brush I know, but the background of people comes from their families.
The immigration rate in this country should be capped anyway, any law aimed at artificially increasing the number of jobs for ethnic minorities and foreign jobs should be repealed as well.
Stuart Booth, Northampton, United Kingdom
Over the new year period, a group of dark skinned lads decided to attack me with a golf club – now I have no idea why this was, but it happened. I went to the hospital and tried to get treated. It took them 4 days to get me into a bed and an operation to fix my broken jaw. Now I need pain killers but am told that I will have to go and buy them from a chemist. They haven’t fixed my broken teeth and I will have topay for that.
Question – Why then will the NHS care for foreigners but not me?
Stuart Booth, Northampton, United Kingdom
It’s because you’re a walrus minge.
This was a test to see if you could still feel sorry for Stuart by the time he got round to having his teeth smashed in with a golf club. I managed a small sympathetic twinge, scoring 2.3 SI sympathy units. For those not familiar with the scale, this is about the magnitude of the sympathy you’d feel if Robert Mugabe stubbed his toe.
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They’re obviously too busy ripping the unborn from under-16s and castrating the men that impregnate them.
He’s brought this on himself.
And they say two wrongs don’t make a right…
“a group of dark skinned lads decided to attack me with a golf club – now I have no idea why this was”
Go on, have a guess
I thought that 2.3 SI sympathy units correlated to Adolf Hitler nicking himself when shaving or watching Sean Bean struggle with Jodie Foster in Flightplan.
“but the background of people comes from their families” Stuarts back ground was clearly late 1930′s era Nazi Germany.
mind you ‘dark skinned youths’ these days, they bothered to kick his teeth in but completely neglected to break all his fingers? layabouts.
or nick the twats wallet…..lazyarses
And they didn’t stab him! What is this, like, 1990? Get with it, guys.
I happen to know Stuart Booth and he does have an unusually round, white, and pock-marked head.
Hopefully they didn’t forget to mark their scorecards.
very poor attention to detail, we are all left wondering what kind of club it was, I would think at least a six iron.
I imagine the young men were on the way home from a sporting nine holes when they came across a seething angry stuart bleeting on about ethnic minorities.
from the evidence presented, he either deserved it, or more likely, made the whole thing up to add some validity to his pointless ramblings.
look on the bright side stuart, you’ll keep an Immigrant dentist in employment
Do you think it took them 4 days to get him into a bed because he’s really really heavy?
It took them 4 days because they thought it would be funny to make him suffer, the way he makes everyone else miserable by having access to the Internet.
Sadly for Stuart, many of the traditional English soup manufacturers now also employ cheap, dirty immigrant labour.
This must come as something of a blow to him since that’s all he’s been able to eat for the last 8 weeks.
Still, good to see more youths from ethnic minorities following Tiger Woods’ example and taking up this most noble of sporting pastimes.
Four days was how long it took them to sand-wedge him out of that tricky little bunker on the fifth.
Remarkably, this had no effect whatsoever on his intellectual capacities.
Check out some of Booth’s previously censored comments by searching for his name at http://www.newssniffer.co.uk/ – he really does have a strong opinion about almost everything!
I particularly like the idea of starting a comment with this line: “As someone who has been arested for threatening words and behaviour…”
Genius!
From News Sniffer:
Stuart Booth, Northampton, United Kingdom “The NHS is too busy making the suicide bombers healthy to look after true UK citizens – I have BUPa anyway and don’t want to pay for the NHS which I never use so lets do away with it – better all round I think.”
Wait, the guy has BUPA? So how come…?
I think I’ve found Stuart. I think he works here:
[Address deleted by, frankly, bewildered admin who wonders what some of you cunts are on]
Tonkso, you need to get out more. It might be the same geezer, it might not. I certainly don’t give a turkey’s tit either way.