Curtain Twitchers and Permanently Bewildered20 Feb 2008 12:32 pm

Fluoride Fear

By Nelson

Thanks to Chris.

When they start adding fluoride to mains water, I will definately be drinking bottled water.
the nazis added fluoride to the drinking water in concentration camps, it was not their teeth they were concerned with.
john Adair, Hull, United Kingdom

As if these early attempts at execution by fluoridation weren’t terrifying enough, they later began to use Zyklon B, reducing the median survival time from 46 years to about 4 minutes.

11 Responses to “Fluoride Fear”

  1. on 20 Feb 2008 at 12:45 pm   Oliver

    I beg to differ with John. I’ve seen loads of pictures of the aftermath of the concentration camps, and all the skulls seemed to have great looking strong white teeth.

  2. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:18 pm   Cayfox

    God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

  3. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:19 pm   Scaryduck

    Who’s going to tell him that bottled water is just tap water, in bottles. With extra fluorine. And Zyklon B for a touch of je ne sais quoi.

  4. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:29 pm   Petpete

    I live in fear the Nazis will return in the near future. Except they’ll be from space and be called Space Nazis.
    Me and John Adair will complain about the drinking water as our families are vapourised by Nazi Lazerbeams.

  5. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:38 pm   Scaryduck

    Petpete: The Space Nazis are already here, and have been for quite some time.

    Witness this still from the 1971 production “Mr Benn has tea with Space Hitler”.

  6. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:40 pm   Petpete

    Shit…then its already too late. Quick! Ignore your loved ones as they dissolve and perish! Use your last breath to complain about the drinking water!!!

  7. on 20 Feb 2008 at 1:04 pm   Oliver

    She should count her lucky stars she isn’t married to Stuart Booth. In comparison, her ‘downstairs’ polishing hubby is a true renaissance man.

    Incidentally, I did refer to my slave with reference to the meaning of the word wife. She told me to fuck off…….

    Thank you very much, I’m here all week. God Bless.

  8. on 23 Feb 2008 at 11:01 am   Rose

    This post has made me cry laughing at the thought of me not being related to John Adair

  9. on 27 Feb 2008 at 9:16 pm   Fizzy Wilber

    Toothpaste must give the willies.

  10. on 20 Apr 2008 at 12:05 pm   Em

    Did anyone else get that leaflet through their door (I’m not joking) about the evil multinational corporations poisoning us all with unhealthy flouride to use up their industrial waste?

  11. on 10 May 2008 at 7:03 pm   Adam

    Yeah, it’s a testament to the British public that they don’t notice industrial waste in their tap water, really.