Comments on: Wanted: Cleaning Whore

By: Vicola

Vicola — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:45:47 +0000

The trouble Stuart is going to have is that the cleaning products may erode the latex that ‘our lass’ is composed of, causing her to deflate and poor Stuart to have to fork out for a new model.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:33:19 +0000

It makes me think of the Travis Frey marital contract:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

I think the phrase “You’ve thought of everything” is bandied about, willy-nilly, these days. This chap really has.

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:18:22 +0000

Its a wonder she hasn’t knocked his remaining teeth out.

By: Mo

Mo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:58:31 +0000

Shudder… why did you have to link to that sick marriage contract? The horror! The endless horror of speak your branes!

By: fucko the clown

fucko the clown — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:31:05 +0000

but Noel Edmunds does look like Gandalf?

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:15:14 +0000

Nah, he’s about 150 miles too far north.

Besides, he shares my love of pork pies and so he must be a good chap.

By: Ner

Ner — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:57:34 +0000

Stuart Booth? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4367699.stm

By: gazzag

gazzag — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:34:50 +0000

Cleaning whore: http://bristol.gumtree.com/bristol/00/17935400.html

Bristol’s Stuart Booth perhaps?

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:22:47 +0000

A nice set of iron manacles. That’ll keep “our lass” from getting ideas about divorce lawyers.

Also, it’ll give her something else to polish of an evening.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:06:07 +0000

Stuart’s got it all wrong. If he kept his ‘lass’ barefoot and hungry she’d be far less likely to leave him in the first place, being reliant on his favours and scraps for survival.

If he pays her anything, she’ll soon get the idea there’s more to be had and take him to the cleaners.

It’s namby pamby thinking like Stuarts that ends up costing blokes half their jazz mag and beer money, and serves them right too. Keep a tight reign on your woman or you have only yourself to blame.