From the vaults. Thanks to Phillip for this one.
first things first,should these discs have fallen into peodophiles hands,my daughter is at risk,i have taught her about strangers but what if someone goes up to her and says her name?! should anything happen to me,my bank or my daughter i will be holding GB and whatever idiot this buck finally comes down to PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE and I mean PERSONALLY!
This is one mess up too many! get rid of Gb and bring in David Cameron. Who ever voted Labour needs to realise we are all being had here!
louise, surrey
Hey Louise. Did you know that, whenever you use the internet (even the BBC), a paedophile or muslim can track your IP address? Every time you post on the “Tiffany Lampshade Forum” you’re basically condoning child abuse and supporting terrorists.
Them pidoz again. Lousie, they are everywhere, i don’t even mention my beautiful Madison’s name in public anymore in case them pidoz overhear. oops…
Louise, I have it on good authority, that the Paedo institute of easy access, is developing a device for reading brain waves, so if you even think about your childs name, they can instantly know where and how to get at her. worringly the seem to have sold it to some muslim terrorists too.
I think GB would be very upset to learn you hold him personally responsible, and as for you being had, I do hope he polished your downstairs before he had you.
I have decided to hold Louise personally responsible for anything I dont like. I have her name, I know she lives in Surrey, how hard can it be?
As soon as I find a Louise i’m going to panel her for being woken at 3.00 am by someone digging up the road last night.
Louise, I’m actually disgusted at your shambolic parenting efforts.
We have 9 daughters and have not given any of them a name, for fear of the paedophiles using it in their sick attempts to see their fou-fous.
Yes, the confusion led to rather muted christenings and an inability to procure either employment or passports, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE NO FEAR OF LOST DISCS!
GB: lose what you like, my girls are *safe*.
Think Louise is a bit harsh blaming the whole of Great Britain responsible. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick again (it might be down to her appalling lack of grammar, spelling and basic sentence construction)?
Why is she worried about those peedoze when she clearly rates her bank of higher importance than her daughter? Surely it’s those pesky bank robbers she should be vomiting words about.
first things first man you’re fucking with the worst i’ll be stickin pins in your head like a motherfucking nurse
Hmm. I’m sure that Inland Revenue keeps carefully updated photographs of all children with their tax records…
Anyway, Loiuse’s children will be easy to spot - they’ll be the ones wearing tinfoil hats with a look of indocrinated terror on their faces while traipsing around Safeway behind their mum.
That and the fact that they’re probably both in their late thirties by now but still live with their parents because it’s too dangerous to speak to any estate agents, who are probably all paedos.
Well, in fairness, they probably are.
Louise, far more children are paedophised by people related or known to them than by strangers, so if your child is fiddled with, I shall hold you PERSONALLY, yes PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE for being related to or friends with her attacker. You arsebiscuit.
You know what, before i thought about it properly i assumed GB was Great Britain. Then i realised, actually maybe its Gordon Brown. Great Britain fits much more nicely in my imagination though.
I think Mr. Boz Scaggs put it most succinctly when he sang the achingly relevant ‘chanson de nos jours’, Paedo, Woh oh oh oh.