Could the shooting down of a satellite lead to a space arms race?
Thanks to Tom for this first one.
Surely when a dog climbs a tree, a thing it is not endowed, another equally crazy dog will want to climb the same tree. If it was not a kind gift to humans to tear each other in space, why would other equally crazy humans imitate space shooting?
Dut Makuet Dan, Nairobi-Kenya
I don’t understand you but I think I like you. I’m thinking about dogs up trees.
USA’s war weapons on earth are fast advancing until lately years quite a slow progress.
War weapons on or in space are even slower. It looks like no one country yet to invent new defensive space war weapons to couterattact space enemies if any.
How soon can Americans live in moon as how they live on earth?
Why didn’t they try to plant more trees on moon so that trees can generate more oxigen?
hing, kuala lumpur
It’s because the whole space programme is corrupt. The manufacturers of moon-golfwear heard about the plan to plant moon-trees all over the moon-fairway and bribed NASA to accidentally “forget” to pack the moon-tree seeds.
What a load of unscientific crap. How could a tree live on the moon? Trees don’t eat cheese, for fucks sake.
The moon divided up into space for the average American lardyarse equals about 34 plots then?
Do you need special moon-dogs to live in moon-trees? Or can we just send some regular pooches up there with space helmets on? They could help dig holes to plant the trees in. Oh dear, now I sound as mad as them.
My, there’s a lotta shit going on in space these days.
I wonder if Space Hitler has got himself a Moon-dog to wander up his Moon-tree?
Prbably not endowed with enough oxigen yet. Sokution? Flouridated gas-masks.
We had two dogs. Jasmine was quite keen on eating its own mess and even though the other, Lola, often saw this she never copied Jasmine’s foecal fetish. Lola died and Jasmine copied that. Does this prove Dut’s point or not? Thinking about my dogs has made me a little sad, they were nice apart from Jasmine’s breath.
Bastard, those two examples were so hard to comprehend I am now suffering a series of mini strokes.
by a strange coincidence, “The First Men in the Moon” was on tv* the other day…
*not sure about Kenya. I do know about the lions and tigers, but not Channel 4.
Kenya doesn’t have tigers. They have dodgy elections. Tigers live in Asia.
But as both these areas produce immigruntz of a less than pallid shade it’s the same thing anyone isn’t it?
Anyway not anyone. Fuck, the humiliation of posting as a pedantic twat and not getting those word things out right. I knew I shouldn’t have got out of bed this morning.
Plant more moon trees? Are you crazy? That’s just giving the moon paedos more things to hide behind!
This whole topic intrigues and bores me in equal measure.
Hypothetically speaking, a moon paedo would be a funny thing to look at. One solitary paedo, blasted to the moon. Left to wank like a chimp into eternity.
What an image.
Just cant get excited about these two as there is no sign of hatred or bigotry at all.
Well there might be, but frankly, who would know.
But on a serious note, moon paedos wouldn’t stand a chance. The soup dragon would get them long before they had a chance to start getting all aroused by offspring of the clangers and their little woolly bits and peices.
Do you still get brown people living in moon trees?
“Kenya doesn’t have tigers. They have dodgy elections. Tigers live in Asia.”
you’re wrong - I quote:
“they’ve got lions and tigers, only in Kenya”
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
Dut made me think about a dog with a giant tree-shaped cock, with another smaller dog climbing it. i feel used.
Tigers. They’re very pretty. But never forget, they’re wild animals, so don’t attempt to shag one, or else you may become injured, probably. Apart from Roar-y the tiger at Haven Holidays. But he might not be an actual tiger. But don’t tell the kids, for fuck’s sake.