Miscellaneous Prats and Racists24 Feb 2008 12:27 pm

Cookin

By Nelson

Another one from days of yore. Thanks to Toby for these (the second one is a reply to the first).

Good idea. I wonder how they will cater for those who ‘can’t’ or won’t want vegetarian - hindus, halal - muslims??? Start as you mean to go on. This is England, Britain even. Make all pupils fit the curriculum not the other way round. Remember we are English, British
sheila scott, Hadleigh

Cocksucker.

Had to comment on this one, I am a white british person, also a veggie. we are not all strange people you know!
[matt_the_countryboy], Norwich

You’ve got a you-don’t-have-to-be-mad-to-work-here-but-it-helps mug haven’t you?

11 Responses to “Cookin”

  1. on 24 Feb 2008 at 1:24 pm   Mr Blackett

    I used to equate vegetarianism with commies, homosexualists and the browns. After Matt’s comments I may have to change the way I look at things.

    I probably won’t though.

  2. on 24 Feb 2008 at 1:57 pm   papple

    damn you subversive vegetarians/ folk who are fussy how their food is killed ….get with the British programme/cirriculum.

  3. on 24 Feb 2008 at 3:05 pm   Jollity

    Individual preferences and beliefs? What?

  4. on 24 Feb 2008 at 7:38 pm   Robin

    “I’m white and British, not strange!” Ha.

  5. on 24 Feb 2008 at 8:36 pm   Toby

    I just read those and couldn’t for the life of me remember what they were about. They’re from the “Compulsory Cooking Classes” HYS. Sheila seems to want to force vegetarian kids to eat meat and muslim kids to eat pork as the route to stamping out their deviancy and making them English, British. What a lovely woman.

  6. on 24 Feb 2008 at 9:47 pm   pete

    shit, i remember when i started my vegetarian lifestyle and all my friends called me wacky! you know, i just cant help being so zany! when i go to chomsky conventions and all the g8 protests im known as the wildest one there!

    Sometimes when i lie in bed gnawing on a carrot i think about what the truth is, and i close my eyes and the word ‘cunt’ just keeps swimming around in front of me.

  7. on 24 Feb 2008 at 11:11 pm   The Home Secetary

    Make all pupils fit the curriculum not the other way round.

    This is actually the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s coming from someone who spends a lot of time listening to Gordon Brown.

    —-
    (no I’m not actually the Home Secetary, just a pretend one, you cunts)

  8. on 25 Feb 2008 at 9:50 am   Jobless MP

    Hi Jacqui!! How’s it going? Any word on my peerage yet? Or has that Cunt Carolyn Flint sucked GB off for one?

  9. on 25 Feb 2008 at 10:27 am   Oliver

    Yes England, Britain has a long tradition of trying to ensure everyone is absolutely identical Sheila.

    In fact, the only reason we went to war with Hitler was because we were annoyed he had thought of the idea before us.

    Matt, unfortunately your life will shortly be terminated as you are really quite strange. Also, you live in Norwich. Sorry.

  10. on 25 Feb 2008 at 11:01 am   Perfidy

    You’re right Matt (from Norwich), not eating lambs isn’t strange. But, marinating on the inside with your own special sauce ?

  11. on 27 Feb 2008 at 9:02 pm   Fizzy Wilber

    Dear Shelia, leave your house a few times and mingle with the living. Sooner or later someone will repeatedly stamp on you until the juice stops fizzing from your liver. Then it will all be better, rag-flaps.