Comments on: National Shoe Database

By: GREG COOK

GREG COOK — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:50:16 +0000

Anal sanctity. I was going to add something vitally important to this discussion/debate. Then I saw that “anal sanctity” and I shat myself laughing and forgot what my point was. I shall return when I’ve cleaned up.

By: awesom-o-4000

awesom-o-4000 — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:14:43 +0000

I also avoid interation with the Police. Because it generally means that some scrote has broken into my car again.

By: James

James — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:48:09 +0000

The creation of a shoe database is yet another irresponsible and cowardly move by New Labour to make it easier for paedos to abuse our children. All a paedo has to do in order to target children is order the database by size in ascending order. He’ll even get the ones with smallest feet, and therefore the slowest runners, first!

I am enrolling young Tarquin in clown school immediately, and I recommend anyone who cares about the anal sanctity of their precious one does the same.

By: Toby

Toby — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:12:02 +0000

I can’t for the life of me find it now, but there was someone saying a Britain Day was needed to commemorate the death of our once great blah blah blah, immigrants blah, Europe blah, Bliar blah, health and safety blah etc. It could have been an exemplar of how to get on here, I wish I could find it…

By: Mr Blackett

Mr Blackett — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:47:36 +0000

A sole database is exactly what we need. The only people with anything to worry about are people who’ve done something wrong. I believe that anyone that does complain is guilty of something and should be shot or set on fire or something. I have nothing to hide. My sole says Adidas – Size 12.

By: Honest Mistake

Honest Mistake — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:20:20 +0000

A Britain Day is a bit of a joke coming from a government whose soul intention is destroying British values. A pathetic ploy to make us feel better about the enormous influx of immigrants that have been imposed on us.

Jelly Bean

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By: papple

papple — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:47:42 +0000

so big feet and you’re busted?
fuckotheclown must be brickin it.

By: Fish

Fish — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:19:53 +0000

/auto-correct “our souls/arseholes” joke

By: Neil M

Neil M — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:47:17 +0000

I blame the text message culture – our yoof of 2day have bin usin predictif txtin for so long they don’t understand wot words mean.
LOL and all of that bollocks

By: 9 US 42 EURO

9 US 42 EURO — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:39:19 +0000

The Police read my sole, it led them straight to me.