Animal Fannies and Permanently Bewildered and Unfocused Rage26 Feb 2008 11:26 am
By Nelson

No Matter How the Vote Turns Out, Mr Chavez does not plan to Lose,. He will either Steal the Election, Ignore the Vote and Declare Victory, or Blame the USA.
As if Hundreds of Thousands of College Students opposing hIm in One Rally after another are on the Payroll of the CIA and cannot Smell a Rat trying to Sieze Unlimited Power.
America wishes only the Best for the People of Venezula, Buena Suerte, Libertad…
Ronald Dubbs, Florida, United States

Every sentence in that was not merely “complete bollocks” but “deeply ironic complete bollocks”. You should have typed the words from “It’s Raining Men” instead. It would have seemed like you were just a bit odd rather than actively trying to convince everyone that you’re an idiot. Your opinions are worthless and you’re a halibut’s cunt.

8 Responses to “Animal Fanny Tuesdays #07”

  1. on 26 Feb 2008 at 12:00 pm SlartyBartFarst

    What a load of old guff - you’re a little Manatee’s minge!

  2. on 26 Feb 2008 at 12:07 pm bumfluff

    I didn’T see Anything particularly Wrong with that Comment actually.

  3. on 26 Feb 2008 at 12:40 pm Padwick

    Careful, or Nelson will report you to the thought police.

  4. on 26 Feb 2008 at 1:04 pm Oliver

    America wishes only the Best for the People of Venezula
    HAHAHAHAH ahahaha AHAHAH HAHahAHhahaha (Quote)

    Aside from the really odd syntax in his peice, I read the whole thing thinking that:

    A. I have no idea whats happening in Venezuelan politics
    B. This doesnt sound like the usual astonishing idiocy that’s on here

    Then I read the last line and saw it was R.Dubbs Esq. and it all made sense.

    Incidentally, he should also learn that students will oppose practically anything given the chance. Especially if there is a free beer in it.

  5. on 26 Feb 2008 at 3:21 pm Cayfox

    @bumfluff and Oliver:

    As it turns out, Chavez lost the referendum gracefully and didn’t challenge the outcome. Oops!

    But that was the just first oily little quim bubble to escape Ronald Dubbs’ cold, fishy cloacal vent of a mouth… As for the whole ‘dictator for life’ thing, lots of countries have no limit on the number of presidential terms. And no, being able to run indefinitely isn’t much help if you can’t get re-elected.

    But that was just one article. Sadly, no one mentions the whole raft of worthwhile reforms that were shot down with it. Worthy causes, like literacy programmes and laws to protect transsexuals from violence and discrimination.

    Finally, hundreds of thousands of students is an exaggeration - these are the privately schooled children of the ruling class, who for obvious reasons aren’t that numerous, and don’t support a government that makes wealth redistribution a priority.

    So, halibut fanny indeed.

  6. on 26 Feb 2008 at 3:53 pm Coconut Queen

    All that capitalisation makes it read uncomfortably like an essay question. ‘America wishes only the Best for the People of Venezula, Buena Suerte, Libertad… DISCUSS.’

    Bulldog slice.

  7. on 26 Feb 2008 at 5:57 pm Gin'll Fix It

    Ronald Dubbs: All of the capitals, all of the time.

    I like to imagine that it’s the result of the end stage of some degenerative neurological condition which causes his fingers to twitch and hit the shift key when having a seizure, mostly from the strain of typing what can only be described as the rantings of a moon-faced fucktard.

  8. on 26 Feb 2008 at 6:00 pm Poultice

    The capitals signal a Concept. Think about it - Hundreds of Thousands of College Students, Ignore the Vote and Declare Victory - admittedly Smelling A Rat is a bit lame. But it’s ingenious the way Ronald has strung together these breeze blocks of rational thought to make something new and exciting. The Whole is more than the Sum of its Parts.

    Wombat flange.