Wombat flange.

I like to imagine that it’s the result of the end stage of some degenerative neurological condition which causes his fingers to twitch and hit the shift key when having a seizure, mostly from the strain of typing what can only be described as the rantings of a moon-faced fucktard.

Bulldog slice.

As it turns out, Chavez lost the referendum gracefully and didn’t challenge the outcome. Oops!

But that was the just first oily little quim bubble to escape Ronald Dubbs’ cold, fishy cloacal vent of a mouth… As for the whole ‘dictator for life’ thing, lots of countries have no limit on the number of presidential terms. And no, being able to run indefinitely isn’t much help if you can’t get re-elected.

But that was just one article. Sadly, no one mentions the whole raft of worthwhile reforms that were shot down with it. Worthy causes, like literacy programmes and laws to protect transsexuals from violence and discrimination.

Finally, hundreds of thousands of students is an exaggeration – these are the privately schooled children of the ruling class, who for obvious reasons aren’t that numerous, and don’t support a government that makes wealth redistribution a priority.

So, halibut fanny indeed.

Aside from the really odd syntax in his peice, I read the whole thing thinking that:

A. I have no idea whats happening in Venezuelan politics
B. This doesnt sound like the usual astonishing idiocy that’s on here

Then I read the last line and saw it was R.Dubbs Esq. and it all made sense.

Incidentally, he should also learn that students will oppose practically anything given the chance. Especially if there is a free beer in it.