Animal Fannies and Unfocused Rage26 Feb 2008 12:00 pm

Animal Fanny Tuesdays #08

By Nelson

Thanks to Gareth for putting me onto this confused pterodactyl twat.

Typically your average criminal sits on the inside of his five star prison refusing to be tested for DNA on the grounds of “human rights”. It’s law abiding subjects who get punished. But that’s our great country for you. I wouldn’t go back there.
[BritSoldDownTheRiver]

I do wonder why some of you people don’t abandon your lives of toil and hardship and join the gravy train. Come on, get yourself down the dole office. After a short spell of raking in £50,000 a year for doing nothing, you can send your kids to private school. After that, you only need to murder a few women (prostitutes are best for this) to earn yourself a happy retirement in a 5-star prison. All this is within your grasp. Stop whining and put some fucking effort in.

Infringement of human rights? Gay rights, women’s rights, immigrants rights. What about OUR rights?
[BritSoldDownTheRiver]

Once again, you’re just not trying hard enough. You can’t very well change your ethnicity and changing your sex is probably a little extreme. You can, however, go gay RIGHT NOW! All those human rights are there waiting for you if you’d just suck another man’s cock.

10 Responses to “Animal Fanny Tuesdays #08”

  1. on 26 Feb 2008 at 12:13 pm   chris

    tsk… these women and their so-called rights, when will they learn.

    Can you imagine such a thing as a lesbian immigrant? They must have more rights than anyone.

  2. on 26 Feb 2008 at 1:10 pm   Scaryduck

    And you, my good man, are in luck, for The Gays have just launched a recruitment drive.

    It is called “Bi now, Gay later”

    /coat

  3. on 26 Feb 2008 at 1:34 pm   Jollity

    White heterosexual employed law-abiding people are the most hard-done-by of them all. We should start a charity. I’ll chip in some of my IS millions.

  4. on 26 Feb 2008 at 1:52 pm   Perfidy

    Alternatively, he could have the sex change and carry on licking fanny, or whatever it is straight men like to do.

  5. on 26 Feb 2008 at 2:19 pm   Nelson

    That really is a brilliant idea. It ticks all the boxes. Hmmm… except the poor chap would have to consort with Lesbians. That’s probably even worse than being a commie.

  6. on 26 Feb 2008 at 2:29 pm   Perfidy

    Needn’t be so Nelson, he could rub his own tits and have his very own foufou to finger.

  7. on 26 Feb 2008 at 2:34 pm   Mr Cat

    The second of those quotes is just genius.

  8. on 26 Feb 2008 at 2:45 pm   Mr Cat

    I’ve been trying to thing of what rights this person might think need protecting apart from those of humans, gays, women and immigrants.

    The first of these covers quite a lot so I thought it might just be blathering rancidness… then it struck me… perhaps they are campaigning for paedo rights.

  9. on 26 Feb 2008 at 2:50 pm   Perfidy

    Paedophilephobia ?

  10. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:27 pm   Morte

    “Infringement of human rights? Gay rights, women’s rights, immigrants rights. What about OUR rights?”

    So which species does this so called ‘BritSoldDownTheRiver’ (I bet that isn’t even their real name) belong to?

    Also, if I was to spend good money on a five star hotel and then get a room of the same standard as a British Prison I would be very disappointed…I wouldn’t complain though as I’m British and have a stiff upper lip and I’m not depressed oh no.

    /Goes off for a little cry.