Comments on: Bless http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:20:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: GREG COOK http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-39786 GREG COOK Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:45:04 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-39786 I got lost the other night so I stopped at a farm to ask for directions. In the stable there was a bloke grooming a horse. he was in one of them chat-rooms, pretending to be Mister Ed. So watch out, that's all I'm saying. I got lost the other night so I stopped at a farm to ask for directions. In the stable there was a bloke grooming a horse. he was in one of them chat-rooms, pretending to be Mister Ed. So watch out, that’s all I’m saying.

]]> By: Wayne http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18333 Wayne Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:49:17 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18333 This would make a wonderful blues song. Loran is obviously the next Joss or Duffy - she'll be on MySpace by the end of the week. yeah so i had just woken up. and everything was moving ... This would make a wonderful blues song. Loran is obviously the next Joss or Duffy – she’ll be on MySpace by the end of the week.

yeah so i had just woken up.

and everything was moving
…

]]> By: Scaryduck http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18313 Scaryduck Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:20:43 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18313 Dear parents, It's 'Lauren', you illiterate fuckwits. 'Lauren'. 'Loran', I ask you. Please do not attempt to breed again. Dear parents,

It’s ‘Lauren’, you illiterate fuckwits. ‘Lauren’.

‘Loran’, I ask you. Please do not attempt to breed again.

]]> By: Mr Cat http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18312 Mr Cat Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:19:52 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18312 Yeah - I like Loran's freestyle poetry. it has something. The fact that sky news has a section of its website dedicated to spoof quake photo's sent in by the public makes me sick. I mean... someone BROKE THEIR PELVIS. Not sure that sort of thing would have gone down as well on December 26th 2004. Yeah – I like Loran’s freestyle poetry. it has something.

The fact that sky news has a section of its website dedicated to spoof quake photo’s sent in by the public makes me sick. I mean… someone BROKE THEIR PELVIS. Not sure that sort of thing would have gone down as well on December 26th 2004.

]]> By: Graham http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18301 Graham Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:56:36 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18301 I read that in the style of free-form poetry. It scans much better that way. Saying that, Loran's commentary seems considered, deep and insightful compared with <a href="http://yourphotos.sky.com/" rel="nofollow">this</a> collection of photos of cracks in walls that a bunch of assorted fucknuggets sent to Sky News. I read that in the style of free-form poetry. It scans much better that way. Saying that, Loran’s commentary seems considered, deep and insightful compared with this collection of photos of cracks in walls that a bunch of assorted fucknuggets sent to Sky News.

]]> By: domino http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18255 domino Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:25:10 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18255 well I'm wondering whether a seven year old would masquerade as a middle aged podgy bloke with BO and a penchant for kiddies. Mind, they're so streetwise these days, who knows? *hands round the Werthers* well I’m wondering whether a seven year old would masquerade as a middle aged podgy bloke with BO and a penchant for kiddies. Mind, they’re so streetwise these days, who knows?

*hands round the Werthers*

]]> By: cycloon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18253 cycloon Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:08:51 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18253 I'd say it's a damning indictment of the internet. People pretending to be that which they are not! The fact we just don't know! Oh arses! I’d say it’s a damning indictment of the internet. People pretending to be that which they are not! The fact we just don’t know! Oh arses!

]]> By: spaceman http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18252 spaceman Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:05:05 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18252 I always find it hard to tell which HYS comments are made by 7yr olds and which are made by adults. I mean... right now, you could be a 7yr old pretending to be a paedo, or a paedo pretending to be a 7yr old and I'd never know the difference. It's just so confusing. I may stay in tonight and groom myself. I always find it hard to tell which HYS comments are made by 7yr olds and which are made by adults. I mean… right now, you could be a 7yr old pretending to be a paedo, or a paedo pretending to be a 7yr old and I’d never know the difference. It’s just so confusing. I may stay in tonight and groom myself.

]]> By: SlartyBartFarst http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18241 SlartyBartFarst Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:46:18 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18241 Is that one of those paedophiles masquerading as a child? Is that one of those paedophiles masquerading as a child?

]]> By: domino http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/comment-page-1/#comment-18240 domino Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:37:49 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/02/27/bless/#comment-18240 actually, a good 90% of the comments are by 7yr olds: "i was awake and i was like whats that? ran into my mum and she said dont know i said it was was an earthquake and she didnt beleve me lolz x charley craze" actually, a good 90% of the comments are by 7yr olds:

“i was awake and i was like whats that?

ran into my mum and she said dont know

i said it was was an earthquake and she didnt beleve me

lolz

x

charley craze”

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