Miscellaneous Prats27 Feb 2008 12:06 pm

Depression?

By Nelson

Thanks to Hektor and Owen who both submitted this one.

Depression? Stuff and nonsense!! I simply don’t believe in it, nor do I believe people can get depressed because of bereavement. Death happens, go the the funeral and then get on with your life.
A mate of mine was ‘depressed’, gave him a good slap and now he’s as right as rain.
We need less emotion and more backbone in this country.
Life is Great, London

I think it was a mistake introducing women to Britain. What we really need is a country full of those chaps from Dambusters.

16 Responses to “Depression?”

  1. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:09 pm   Scaryduck

    What about women with depression?

  2. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:20 pm   Ben

    Well ruddy bugger old chap, that would be top-hole to have eveyone being so chipper all the time. Stiff upper lip and all that.

    Let’s see how Life Is Great copes when the inevitable assault (quite possibly from a stranger) comes his way.

  3. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:40 pm   Mr Cat

    I saw that and assumed someone from this website was trying to stoke up a bit of a HYS quarrel.

  4. on 27 Feb 2008 at 1:05 pm   Deggars

    The Dambusters dog was called ‘Nigger’. Same as the HYS dog.

  5. on 27 Feb 2008 at 1:08 pm   Mr Blackett

    Scaryduck, they’re all on their period.

  6. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:34 pm   Perfidy

    I like “life is great”. He’s full of the spunk that made Britain great. Mine.

  7. on 27 Feb 2008 at 4:04 pm   Shallot

    *slap* *slap* *thwack* *slap* *crunch* *boot* *slap*

  8. on 27 Feb 2008 at 4:59 pm   papple

    slapped his mates arse with his todger more like.

    I hear crucifiction may cure schizophrenia.

  9. on 27 Feb 2008 at 7:02 pm   domino

    given that a good slapping cures ADHD too, I think we should open slapping clinics.

    I’ll give you all a good wallop for a fiver each.

  10. on 27 Feb 2008 at 7:34 pm   Gin'll Fix It

    Domino, I tried that once and was filming it for a documentary, but could only do it on my phone as cameras were expensive. Basically I was helping out people in the street who looked a bit down. That’s where the name happy slapping came from, but it wasn’t well received among HYSers. Hypocrites.

    Also, I like to imagine Life Is Great’s train of thought (I use the term loosely)for dealing with his friend went along the lines of: “My mate’s mum has just died in an excruciatingly painful and degrading way; I wonder what would cheer him up? Hmmm…” And then just twatting him in the face.

    What an absolute fuckslit.

  11. on 27 Feb 2008 at 8:58 pm   Fizzy Wilber

    A sharp blow from a hammer might well leave a slight depression in his skull.

    See if he believes in that, the warty-dicked ape.

  12. on 27 Feb 2008 at 11:03 pm   Jollity

    I think someone should slap Life Is Great and make me happy.

  13. on 28 Feb 2008 at 1:18 am   depressing

    Is it meta that his post made me depressed (about the fact people like him exist). Should I slap myself happy?

  14. on 28 Feb 2008 at 9:06 am   Hektor

    “Slap Yourself Happy” should be the title of a self help book.

  15. on 28 Feb 2008 at 10:51 am   pete simmons

    I am lost for words.

  16. on 28 Feb 2008 at 11:12 pm   Joe

    Although it pains me to say it, I think “Life is great” is a pisstaker.

    He’s either a skilled internet troll or a gigantic cunt. Either way…

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