Delusions of Grandeur27 Feb 2008 11:41 am

No Opinions

By Nelson

Thanks to Sam for spotting this chap in the Oscars thread.

What do I think about the Oscar winners? Absolutely nothing - a big fat zero. Next question.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay

An absolute bore. I wouldn’t watch the Oscars if yo paid me.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay

How much taxpayers’ money did the BBC waste covering this mindless non-event? That’s what I’m thinking about the Oscars.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay

It’s so hard to ignore though isn’t it? That empty white text field that’s actually asking for your opinion! It never judges, no matter what you say. You’re so lonely, but every time you try and talk to real people they just make excuses and wander away muttering “What a boring prick”. They’re probably all stooges planted by the mysterious entity that seems to follow you around, making your life shit. The HYS text box understands. Talk to the box. Lovely box.

22 Responses to “No Opinions”

  1. on 27 Feb 2008 at 11:51 am   Mr Blackett

    The BBC isn’t funded by the government. No taxpayer money was spent on the Oscars.

    Zing!

  2. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:00 pm   arsebanana

    I have absolutely no comment to make about this.

  3. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:08 pm   Jollity

    I prefer the spEak You’re bRanes text box myself.

  4. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:28 pm   Nelson

    That “Next question” phrase is one of my favourite HYS cliches. They seem to type it when they imagine they’ve summed everything up and put an end to the entire debate with their wit and wisdom. I picture them wearing an incredibly smug expression as they type it, a bit like a chimp having a massively satisfying dump.

  5. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:38 pm   Mr Cat

    Is there a place called Newbury in Uruguay?

    I like to think there is…

    I can imagine someone sitting at a computer in Uruguay angrily and repeatedly bemoaning the Oscars as a non-event on an Oscar dedicated forum on a British based news website. That would be HYS gold.

    Or did he mistakenly use his thick stupid fingers to click on a country “near” the UK in the alphabet then ignore his error through eagerness to share his vapid thoughts?

    That would just be average idiocy for HYS. like Ronald Dubbs pointedly asking who Heath Ledger is in a forum discussing his death.

  6. on 27 Feb 2008 at 12:42 pm   Graham

    The ‘next question’ thing is the HYS equivalent of those irritating pricks on messageboards who say ‘END OF.’

  7. on 27 Feb 2008 at 1:34 pm   factbeak

    FACT.

  8. on 27 Feb 2008 at 1:43 pm   cycloon

    Or Mr Cat, it’s about how terrible this country is, so he insults it, Uruguay, and all poor nations worldwide, while simultaneously holding a patriotic notion of GREAT BRITAIN!

  9. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:39 pm   philbert

    I have absolutely no opinion on Geoff Fielding’s posts.

  10. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:39 pm   philbert

    None whatsoever.

  11. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:40 pm   philbert

    Absolutely not a sausage.

  12. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:41 pm   philbert

    Why, he could fuck off and die for all I care.

  13. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:41 pm   philbert

    Who cares about Geoff Fielding? Not me!

  14. on 27 Feb 2008 at 2:54 pm   Mat

    I wouldn’t watch the oscars if yo paid me either. Word.

  15. on 27 Feb 2008 at 3:12 pm   billyo

    Rastafarians. Wasters.

  16. on 27 Feb 2008 at 3:25 pm   Nelson

    Wasters? I dunno. Some of those dudes can smoke an eighth of higrade and still summon up the energy to diss the batty man.

  17. on 27 Feb 2008 at 3:32 pm   billyo

    Bollocks, that was supposed to be on the previous thread about insulting religions.

  18. on 27 Feb 2008 at 5:09 pm   papple

    we could insult the oscars too if you wanted…….

    …golden fuckwits

  19. on 28 Feb 2008 at 11:03 am   James

    It’s a dildo-size statue of a naked man, obviously all you people with opinions about it are paedoes. QED.

  20. on 01 Mar 2008 at 5:15 pm   Alex

    How much taxpayers money did the government waste educating Geoff Fielding. That’s what I’m thinking about.

  21. on 07 Mar 2008 at 2:34 pm   David

    why is a man in Uruguay worried about what the BBC spend their money on? And why comment on something that you’re not interested in? What a cock.

  22. on 23 Mar 2008 at 12:37 am   Simon

    Graham:

    What’s wrong with that? ‘End of’ is the perfect way to conclude a debate.

    I mean, Jeez, get over. Finishing sentences is so last. Simple as. End of.