Thanks to “Honest Mistake” for this one. I guess, if your surname is “Mistake”, your kid is in for hell at school anyway. You may as well call them “Honest” to boot.
Are we doing enough to save energy?
Personally I couldn’t care less. I don’t buy into all this “global warming is man’s fault” nonsense. It’s just an excuse for the govt to tax us even more & for all the tree hugging lefties to get soft jobs & research grants at the tax payers’ expense. I’m going to carry on as normal.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
The phrase “carry on as normal” has never struck me with such force before. What the fuck does “normal” mean to Geoff Fielding? Does this mean he’s going to spend today looking at pictures of wounded zoo animals, with a massive electric dildo wedged up his anus? Perhaps he’s squatting on the stairs, grinding himself frantically up and down its knobbly length, one hand turning the pages of “Wounded Zoo Animals Monthly”, the other holding his wig on. Look, a tiger with an abscess! Wolves with one eye! Oooh, bear amputees!
Is that the great Geoff Fielding from Uruguay not caring one jot about another topical subject?
I wonder what he does care about (Apart from animal amputees)? Uruguay?
Maybe one day there will be a HYS about Uruguay and he’ll be ALL OVER IT caring by the bucketful.
when d’you think he’ll realise that he lives in the UK and not Uruguay? Unless of course there is a Newbury in Uruguay. Has anyone actually bothered checking yet?
poor deluded geoff
If you type in “Newbury” and “Uruguay” into google this is the first site it brings you to. But I still like to think of him sat out there in the Latin American jungle “not caring” about any HYS debate because they HAVEN’T MENTIONED URUGUAY
http://www.fallingrain.com/world/UY/a/N/
Nope.
I’ve said it before….Carbon footprints are the new bling.
Geoff is just ahead of the game. Soon rappers will be banging on about how many tons they produce per year, the youth will be keeping the accelerator to the floor of their Citroen Saxos, even while stationary, to show how much CO2 they can release back to the atmosphere and footballers will live all through winter with the heating turned up and the windows wide open in a flagrant display of consumption.
Washing at 30 degrees? You dole sucking scum.
For someone who doesn’t care about most things, Geoff does a lot of posting on HYS.
Geoff’s contribution to “What is the best way to treat depression?” ?
Added: Tuesday, 26 February, 2008, 16:35 GMT 16:35 UK
Get your mind right.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
Someone pass me the Prozac.
I read this earlier and came back, the call of the white box was too strong. Just to say, I saw that, I saw what you wrote. This isn’t praise, it’s not condemnation. Just, wow, you know, that was weird!
you know what they say, if your carbon footprint is large, you also have a large carbon cock.
Geoff’s contribution to “What is the true value of a housewife?”
Added: Tuesday, 19 February, 2008, 16:02 GMT 16:02 UK
About as half as much as a husband.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
NEXT!
Geoff’s contributions to “No early election Was the PM right to wait?”
SENT:08-Oct-2007 18:49COMMENT:
Brown the Clown.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
SENT:08-Oct-2007 18:33COMMENT:
Like all bullies, Brown is a coward.
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
SENT:08-Oct-2007 05:03COMMENT:
Brown has proved he is a thief …….
Brown is a liar – …..
Brown is a coward …..
Geoff Fielding, Newbury, Uruguay
Clown, bully, coward, thief, liar, coward (again).
NEXT ?!
Poor Geoff. His whole life he’s suffered with that cruellest of fates - to always have the perfect put-down come to mind just five short minutes after the opportune moment to use it.
There are so many backing up in his throat that he feels the horrible pressure of them every time he opens his mouth. He sometimes finds himself shouting “go jump under a bus!” and “piss off, bucketfanny!” in social situations, perhaps in response to an offer of peanuts. Poor Geoff wonders, is he mad? Does he have Tourettes? What ca-rabbitfucker… ahem, what can he do?
Then one day Geoff discovers the magic of HYS. He can take his time, consider his perfect diss and deliver it with a witty flourish of his fingers. Then five minutes later, when another one bubbles into his frantically whirling mind, he can post that too! The internet, magical, faceless, beautiful internet, will take his genius and beg for more, right in its stupid faceless face. Geoff is good! Geoff is the best! Brown is a clown… clown… shoes… feet… walking… got it! Brown is like Johnny Cash, only his biopic would be called Walk The LIE! Off to HYS!
Please make this madness stop! I have a bad back and all this laughing is doing it no good whatsoever.
” Does this mean he’s going to spend today looking at pictures of wounded zoo animals, with a massive electric dildo wedged up his anus? Perhaps ”
Oh dear me no, there goes my L5/S1 disc again…
;o)