Permanently Bewildered29 Feb 2008 03:00 pm
By Nelson
Thanks to Radio_shak.
US orchestra is an anti-democratic organisation, because it plays non-democratic music in NK! Any music allowed in a country ruled by a dictater, are anti-democratic.
Beatles music are non-democatic because people in dictatership NK play and sing, but band in democratic Israel. Penny Lane in Liverpool is a non-democratic place, because it is well known by dictatership NK and all N Korean want to visit (good for Liverpool, a non-democratic city!).
Is it a tune too familiar from our media?
Steve, Liverpool, UK
This is what happens when you let Microsoft Office Assistant generate your opinions for you.
Sweet Jesus, I’ve read this four times and I can’t make any sense of it. It is total and utter jibberish.
Someone should call for an ambulance for Steve. I think he’s had a stroke.
A bet Steve got a helping hand from that smiley, cheerful, fucking paper clip. That paper clip is the epitome of democracy with its constant questioning.
“Are you writing a letter?”
“Yes”
“Would you like a hand, Steve?”
“Yes”
“US orchestra is an anti-democratic organisation, because it plays non-democratic music in NK! Any music allowed…”
Paper Clip are undemocratic because people in dictatership NK use paper clips. Rocky the dog only democratic Office Assistant as they are eaten in anti-democratic NK.
Liverpool is a non-democratic city. When Steve was born with his brains in his scrotum. Doctors feared for his quality of life.
We had a referendum and voted (overwhelmingly) in favour of euthanasia.
But the higher powers vetoed and the poor bastard still lives.
Fascists!
Vista speech recognition in action.
I always thought a dictater was an amusingly knob shaped vegetable shown on ‘That’s Life’ like fanny-tomato and ring piece-swede.
But if they’re running countries now this Genetic Modification has got out of hand.
Goodness knows what he thinks of the Manics, as they performed in Cuba!
Well, I know he’s an idiot, but he probably thinks they’re shit like everyone else.
The only man who can sort this one out is Derek Hatton.
Can an attendant ruin triumph without the shorthand?
In Soviet Union, orchestra plays you!