Miscellaneous Prats29 Feb 2008 03:01 pm
By Nelson
I appreciate all of the things my mom did for me, like kissing my boo boo when I skinned my knee, looking under my bed for ‘monsters’, and all of the countless she did for me. No one can put a price tag on that. Mom is worth all of the gold in the world.
Dylan Peters, South Carolina, United States
She kissed your what now?
I hope I never find myself in a country where people say things like “kiss my boo boo” with a straight face.
17 Responses to “Dylan Got A Dirty Boo Boo”
Don’t know about all the gold in the world. I heard Ma Peters would kiss your boo boo for the price of a box of matches.
I am beginning to suspect the words ‘knee’, ‘bed’, ‘monsters’ and ‘price tag’ might also be euphemisms.
The last time someone kissed my boo boo they got jim jam in their hair.
I think Dylan may have grown up on the isle of Jersey.
His Mom may also have in fact been called ‘Steve’ (not his real name) and had a stunning array of restraint tools.
Dylan spoke in class today.
Dylan, if you’re reading this, please tell another grown up.
if anyone wants to kiss my boo boo, please telephone 0181 811 8055. and ask for gordon the gopher
Jobless MP: Look luv, I don’t know what you think you’re playing at, but the court put an injunction against you being within 50 metres of me. So will you do yourself a favour and get the fuck out of my back garden?
I can see your face lit-up by the glow of your laptop; also stealing Internet access from my next door neighbours is a criminal offense. Which you’d realise if you had bothered to do your previous job properly.
You’ve scared all the birds away and I just don’t want to think about what you’ve done to make Cecile the Gay Garden Gnome smell like that.
Oh, hello Slartybartfast, what’re you doing here?
it’s a US thing. A booboo is a bruise. /knows some Americans*
*but not Dylan, thank god
Let’s hope Dylan was into Hanna-Barbera cartoons in a *big* way.
Has the world gone mad? It’s having boo boos kissed that led to that whole Ipswich unpleasantness.
Ipswich isn’t that unpleasant.
Only joking. It’s shit.
*supports Mr Blackett’s above comment, having spent six years living there*
Just spotted in the “What did you think of Brown’s speech” thread:
“Just another load of old bilge from the NuLabour scriptwriters. He gave the impression that he didn’t believe what was written for him.
They are dommed and they know it.
lewis, wales ”
And I thought it was Tory MPs who were into all that BDSM business…
Well, if ‘boo boo’ refers to either definition 3 or 6 or the Urban Dictionary, then Mrs Peters is one troubled lady.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo+boo
Then again, Dylan’s very existence is probably confirmation enough.
When you find out who has really been kissing boo-boo’s on Jersey (and is the chief suspect, and the one who is accused of nobbling witnesses) you will need a cigar to calm yourself down. Jim’ll Fix It Badge anyone?
I found this in Sainsbury’s today:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2305353244_72416b2946.jpg
thought you’d all like to know.
I’m pretty sure that kissing the booboo of a blood relative is illegal in Europe and all of the USA except Texas and it owuld appear South Carolina. I’d lay a fiver on ‘Dylan’ having more fingers and toes than the average person. Wasn’t he an extra on ‘Deliverance’?