Permanently Bewildered and The Regular Twats03 Mar 2008 01:14 pm

Dear BBC Inside My Telly

By Nelson

Can Turkey re-interpret Islam?

FYI:
THE BBC TICKER CAN NO LONGER BE INSTALLED for some strange reason on this Win XP eMachine
[hmsggblokey]

This particular message was obviously intended for (left-wing revolutionary) Kirsty Wark cos she’s a demon with an eMachine. She empties the electricity out and then bangs on it with her shoe until it works again.

9 Responses to “Dear BBC Inside My Telly”

  1. on 03 Mar 2008 at 2:28 pm   Scaryduck

    I can see your problem, mate. You’ve gone and bought a PC from Currys, and some joker’s filled the gearbox with sawdust.

  2. on 03 Mar 2008 at 2:54 pm   Honest Mistake

    Take it back to PC World and I bet you’ll be spending the next 8 years in a Vietnamese prison.

  3. on 03 Mar 2008 at 3:05 pm   V

    eMachines is actually a “manufacturer” of cheap,off the shelf PCs. The manufacturers seem to think that 256Mb of RAM is enough to run windows XP (Well, in theory it is, but forget installing or running anything else…)

  4. on 03 Mar 2008 at 4:47 pm   Toby

    When I saw the headline on the Beeb it was “Turkey scholars to reinterpret Islam”, leaving it unclear whether it was scholars who were from Turkey (surely ‘Turkish’ scholars?) or whether it was scholars expert in turkeys, such as Prof Bernard Matthews. Either way, best of luck to them, my money’s on Bernard.

  5. on 03 Mar 2008 at 5:53 pm   Neil M

    Or actual Turkeys? Gobble Gobble, verse 21

  6. on 03 Mar 2008 at 7:22 pm   Fish

    Did you have to mention Kirsty Wark’s shoes? Now this laptop won’t lay evenly…

  7. on 04 Mar 2008 at 4:35 am   The Home Secretary

    [hmsggblokey]

    I extracted from this: HMS GG Blokey which means this bloke is one of those gay sailor types.

    But what ship is the ‘GG’? HMS Gigantic Gonads? HMS Gone for a short walk back shortly but dont drink the tea it will give you Gonorrhoea? HMS Great-big Galoshes? HMS Gangrenous Goolies?

    I asked The Queen, she told me to ‘piss owf.’

  8. on 04 Mar 2008 at 9:58 am   mark e

    “Piss owf”?

    I think that’s a typo, she was calling you a piss owl.

  9. on 04 Mar 2008 at 2:33 pm   fucko the clown

    It was an actual turkey, of the feathered kind, completely reinterpreted an entire religion shedding light on all the questions and concerns passed down through generations, absolute miracle and complete wonderment. -then some fat cunt from norfolk rung its neck and made it into a turkey roast – booootiful