Comments on: Big Childs http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Simon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18911 Simon Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:57:07 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18911 http://laodicean.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/congestion/#respond Yet more comedy genius "I drive a very thirsty car. She is big, comfortable, even luxurious, and a real head-turner. Why should I not be able to drive her around the city given that I already pay extra road tax, the congestion charge, extremely high servicing bills without being further punished for my hobby by extra fuel tax which will hit me far more than Joe Bloggs in his Ford Fiesta? After all my car has an excellent catatonic converter and does not pollute any more than other cheaper vehicles." http://laodicean.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/congestion/#respond

Yet more comedy genius

“I drive a very thirsty car. She is big, comfortable, even luxurious, and a real head-turner. Why should I not be able to drive her around the city given that I already pay extra road tax, the congestion charge, extremely high servicing bills without being further punished for my hobby by extra fuel tax which will hit me far more than Joe Bloggs in his Ford Fiesta? After all my car has an excellent catatonic converter and does not pollute any more than other cheaper vehicles.”

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18828 Nelson Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:07:35 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18828 I don't know what came over me. I don’t know what came over me.

]]> By: domino http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18805 domino Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:37 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18805 Nelson said "you need to spend more time on HYS" Dear god, that's a bit cruel, isn't it? Nelson said “you need to spend more time on HYS”

Dear god, that’s a bit cruel, isn’t it?

]]> By: James http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18781 James Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:48:23 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18781 I caught that Vishnu stealing from my herb garden the other day. The bastard had too much hands on my thyme. I caught that Vishnu stealing from my herb garden the other day. The bastard had too much hands on my thyme.

]]> By: billyo http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18777 billyo Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:06:55 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18777 <i>Do I have too much time on my hands?</i> Yes. Do I have too much time on my hands?

Yes.

]]> By: Debbie http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18774 Debbie Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:16:31 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18774 Here's a further twist to Odiceangate ...he/she has given such varied opinions on Newsniffer - size zero models and the new Airbus (someone also pulled him/her up about the contradictions in argument). The Telegraph - Cricket, football and female sports presenters. Fiat - curiously on the Beckhams..? Joey Barton - where he/she slagged off Joey Barton. ..and our favourite, the BBC, on bullying and gambling. Some of the comments go back to early 2007. I'm betting on some unfortunate brain injury - sudden and drastic. Do I have too much time on my hands? Here’s a further twist to Odiceangate
…he/she has given such varied opinions on

Newsniffer – size zero models and the new Airbus (someone also pulled him/her up about the contradictions in argument).
The Telegraph – Cricket, football and female sports presenters.
Fiat – curiously on the Beckhams..?
Joey Barton – where he/she slagged off Joey Barton.

..and our favourite, the BBC, on bullying and gambling. Some of the comments go back to early 2007. I’m betting on some unfortunate brain injury – sudden and drastic.

Do I have too much time on my hands?

]]> By: Perfidy http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18771 Perfidy Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:03:49 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18771 N= (c/100) x (tp / (tc / pt)+sdtoc) then. N= (c/100) x (tp / (tc / pt)+sdtoc) then.

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18770 Nelson Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:03:12 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18770 btw, L A Odiciean isn't a recent addition. He/She was one of the first ones I posted on here, way back in early 2007. Definitely one of the few that's actually intrinsically funny though, rather than just an "ironic racist" or whatever it is you reckon Derek Bells is supposed to be :) btw, L A Odiciean isn’t a recent addition. He/She was one of the first ones I posted on here, way back in early 2007.

Definitely one of the few that’s actually intrinsically funny though, rather than just an “ironic racist” or whatever it is you reckon Derek Bells is supposed to be :)

]]> By: Nelson http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18769 Nelson Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:57:04 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18769 James: Yeah, like I said, I wasn't taking issue with the conclusion. Just Shallot's weak argument :) Perfidy: That looks great. I'm just not quite sure about there being such a big difference between "piss takers" and "cunts". I reckon that "piss takers" who spend their time writing HYS comments that are almost completely indistinguishable from the real thing are in fact just "a slightly different type of cunt". James: Yeah, like I said, I wasn’t taking issue with the conclusion. Just Shallot’s weak argument :)

Perfidy: That looks great. I’m just not quite sure about there being such a big difference between “piss takers” and “cunts”. I reckon that “piss takers” who spend their time writing HYS comments that are almost completely indistinguishable from the real thing are in fact just “a slightly different type of cunt”.

]]> By: Perfidy http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/comment-page-1/#comment-18768 Perfidy Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:53:18 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/03/05/big-childs/#comment-18768 Nelson, I think we need a scientist to develop something akin to the Drake equation. I'm rubbish at scientis but here's my effort anyway: N= (c/100) x (tp / (tc / pt)) where N is reliability of posts c is cynicism, tp is total population, tc is number of genuine cunts and pt is the number of piss takers. Nelson, I think we need a scientist to develop something akin to the Drake equation. I’m rubbish at scientis but here’s my effort anyway:

N= (c/100) x (tp / (tc / pt))

where N is reliability of posts
c is cynicism, tp is total population, tc is number of genuine cunts and pt is the number of piss takers.

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