Slow Readers and The Regular Twats05 Mar 2008 05:11 pm
By Nelson

From “Should UK adopt aspects of Sharia Law?” and “How should we teach children to read?”

As if people were not resentful enough of the continuing attack on our heritage / culture / values, here comes another left-wing liberal traitor spouting counter-productive new age bilge about multiculturalism and social cohesion.

The bottom line is this; if all the left wing traitorous drips stopped being offended on other peoples behalf, stopped forcing us to tread on egg-shells around minorities, and basically just SHUT UP, then maybe we’d all get along a little better!!
L Evans, Birmingham, United Kingdom

How do people end up being this stupid?

In years gone by, there was little entertainment so it was easy to get drawn into books.

Today there’s any number of consoles/games/chatrooms available to kids; why would they be interested in Books or reading??

Face it, reading is boring.
L Evans, Birmingham, United Kingdom

Ah.

13 Responses to “Traitors!”

  1. on 05 Mar 2008 at 7:15 pm Neil M

    I read that, and lo, I was bored too!

  2. on 05 Mar 2008 at 8:02 pm simon

    This reminds me of a link to a forum I was once given that read “I was just thinking. my sister does a lot of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there like a…video store for books? would make things alot cheaper, plus once a person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc”

    Stop the world, I want to get off.

  3. on 05 Mar 2008 at 8:58 pm papple

    To keep L Evans kids happy (assuming that procreation is possible for the twat) lets petition Sony to develop a ‘Max Doom Librarian Death Rampage’ type game……..will keep their offspring amused and also kid them into thinking they are getting rid of the source of those bastard book worms fun.

  4. on 06 Mar 2008 at 2:44 am awesom-o-4000

    Although expressed very much in the manner a pecker would if it could talk, L Evans has identified a salient reason that reading is a less popular passtime, the existence of competition to books for our time. For this, I believe he deserves a little credit.

    Unfortunately, he fails to identify another more important reason, which is that cretins like L Evans are sub-literate. For this, I believe he deserves to have pineapples forced up his rectum until he dies.

  5. on 06 Mar 2008 at 2:56 am awesom-o-4000

    Sorry – I should have been clearer:

    The pineapples should go spiky green end first.

    Didn’t want you to think I was one of those hand-wringing liberals going soft on punishment.

  6. on 06 Mar 2008 at 4:54 am The Home Secretary

    As if people were not resentful enough of the continuing attack on our heritage / culture / values,

    I don’t understand this meme. Seriously, what heritage is being destroyed, has the Tower of London been torn down in order to build a new mosque or something?

    Am assuming the root of this unproven bollocks is The Sun or Daily Mail?

  7. on 06 Mar 2008 at 10:05 am Oliver

    In years gone by…….??

    Anyone who can write that phrase with a straight face about anything needs to seriously examine their own reading matter.

    Of course, L Evans does have a point. I grew up before consoles or the internet and there was indeed no entertainment at all. Anything that didnt involve reading was nothing less than hard work. Watching TV, listening to the radio, hanging around with my mates, fishing, riding bikes etc etc …not a scrap of enjoyment in any of it.

    Kids these days are so lucky to be able to be almost constantly on the brink of passing out through the sheer wall to wall adrenaline ride that is being sat in front of a computer surfing the net.

    Its a good job none of them can read, that would really spoil the enjoyment.

  8. on 06 Mar 2008 at 3:40 pm SlartyBartFarst

    Feckless twat!

  9. on 06 Mar 2008 at 4:13 pm Danny Dyer

    Shut your muggy mouth, you muggy little cunt ya.

  10. on 06 Mar 2008 at 10:22 pm FizzyWilber

    Yes, beware the printed word.

    And knob-knibblers like him of course.

  11. on 07 Mar 2008 at 11:33 am Scaryduck

    He’s right you know. I work in Reading, and it’s a complete shit-hole.

  12. on 07 Mar 2008 at 2:57 pm Beano Knees

    “Kids these days are so lucky to be able to be almost constantly on the brink of passing out through the sheer wall to wall adrenaline ride that is being sat in front of a computer surfing the net.”

    Superb.

  13. on 07 Mar 2008 at 3:00 pm Ah Map

    I used to live there too an it is indeed a complete shit hole.So I went to live in a console game instead