Miscellaneous Prats and Racists06 Mar 2008 05:04 pm

Not Black

By Nelson

Teachers aren’t allowed to call a black board black any more. Need I say more about who controls this country?
Not Black, I’m white

Is it Andi Peters?

16 Responses to “Not Black”

  1. on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:10 pm   FuriousGeorge

    Isn’t that because they all use whiteboards these days?

  2. on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:11 pm   Nelson

    That’s “Colonial-Invader Boards” to you. Racist.

  3. on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:12 pm   Jollity

    This story has been going around since I was in school – it wasn’t true then and so probably isn’t now. Anyway, yeah, I expect there’s more whiteboards these days.

  4. on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:13 pm   Neil

    Shhhhhhhh George, stop confusing him with your dreadful lefty ‘facts’.

  5. on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:58 pm   James

    It’s true, just the other day I was telling little Tarquin a nursery rhyme, “Baa Baa Black Sheep why don’t you go back to your own country and stop sponging off the hard working sheep of GREAT Britain” when a man in a dark jumpsuit crashed through my window and prevented me from completing young Tarquin’s nightly lockdown. Of course my immediate thought was that he was yet another bloody paedophile trying his luck, but within a few moments he was gone again, leaving only a calling card on top of a box of chocolates. “Milk Tray,” they were called. Can’t even have a nice box of Black Magic any more, thank you very much Messrs Blair and Brown-trousers!

  6. on 06 Mar 2008 at 6:30 pm   mike

    Who is he honestly suggesting DOES control the country then? A secret consortium of whiteboard manufacturers?

  7. on 06 Mar 2008 at 6:51 pm   Robert Dazzler

    Is it any co-incidence that one of the major manufacturers of whiteboards are NOBO – only one consonant away from notorious music of black origin awards – MOBO.

    Obviously the PC fascists have infiltrated the Great British visual aid industry as well.

  8. on 06 Mar 2008 at 7:32 pm   Chris

    To be fair to him, the entire Cabinet are black, most MP’s are black, most top judges are black, the heads of most police forces are black and they all fucking hate blackboards.

    Oh…hang on

  9. on 06 Mar 2008 at 7:45 pm   Perfidy

    Not Black, not White, Brown.

  10. on 06 Mar 2008 at 8:53 pm   Mr Blackett

    I warned you all. You let Lenny Henry on telly and our beloved white race is crushed under the boot of black oppression. Did anyone listen? No? Am I completely mental. Absolutely.

  11. on 07 Mar 2008 at 10:04 am   philbert

    Never mind about chalkboards, woe betide the child who tries to check Black Beauty out of the school library – racism and body facism in one tidy package.

  12. on 07 Mar 2008 at 10:11 am   James

    I hear government shock troopers are forcibly removing everyone from the Black Country. And woe betide anyone they catch in the process with black pudding in the fridge.

  13. on 07 Mar 2008 at 1:41 pm   La Smoggette

    I second the Nobo/Mobo theory.

    And Blackbirds are to be re-named: “The big pecky feckers” by a crack team of government-sponsored ornithologists.

  14. on 11 Mar 2008 at 5:39 pm   James

    Proof positive: Look what the barmy PC bunch have done to poor innocent Conrad Black!

    I bet it only happened because Hollinger’s board is full of benefit-scrounging darkie millionaires.

  15. on 27 Mar 2008 at 3:58 am   Andi Peters

    Damn! And I would have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for you pesky white supremacists.

  16. on 20 Apr 2008 at 3:02 pm   Em

    They’re ‘interactive’ boards now, so they can be any colour you like.