Comments on: Annointy Nointy

By: James (different James)

James (different James) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:11:38 +0000

“He’s got a point though. Queen Mum, royal to the end, survives the war, the Windsor Castle fire, and a gin pickling to die aged a million in her sleep. Diana takes one step outside the ring of protection to knob an Egyptian and ends up eating overpass.

Even Princess Margaret lasted to 71, despite her insides being made of fag ash and nicotine stains from the age of 18.”

Well that necessitated a change of underwear.

By: milt

milt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:14:55 +0000

“…so called Iraqi Asylum seekers…”

If indeed that’s what they are, which he very much doubts, and why shouldn’t he? They come over here, stealing our food…

By: bigruss

bigruss — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:36:14 +0000

If the royals were appointed by God… who appointed God?

There should at least be some kind of referendum next time.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:45:06 +0000

The real problem is that I have no way of knowing it’s a fake until someone sharp enough to get the joke points it out.

Then I start wondering “Perhaps it’s ‘lolz’ who’s taking the piss now and UnionJackSparrow is actually real?”. Sometimes I worry about this for hours. I am paralysed with indecision and .. ooh! Biscuits! bbl.

By: lolz

lolz — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:30:22 +0000

You need to sharpen up on spotting the fakes. Sparrow is taking the piss, innit?

By: Mat

Mat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:08:22 +0000

Do you think he realises that Jack Sparrow is actually in the gays and therefore God hates him?

By: gazzag

gazzag — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:37:46 +0000

@Billyo:

Whoa! If you like sexism so much why don’t you go and live there?

Anyway, my apologies to humiliated for not reading her post correctly. So, I’ll try again:

@humiliated:

Buy your bloke a copy of this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Impartial-History-Britain-Upper-class/dp/0385611986/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205244504&sr=1-1

And tell him to stop being so bleeding stupid.

By: Billyo

Billyo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:35:42 +0000

Actually Gazzag, Humilated is a woman, and it's her bloke who believes that supreme executive power comes from a farcical aquatic ceremony. If you assume that the mentalist comments come from the mouths of women I think you're better off posting here.

By: gazzag

gazzag — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:09:30 +0000

@humiliated:

Buy your missus a copy of this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Impartial-History-Britain-Upper-class/dp/0385611986/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205244504&sr=1-1

And tell her to stop being so bleeding stupid.

By: Scaryduck

Scaryduck — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:41:33 +0000

Edward VII spent much of his life either fornicating or blatted on drink and dodgy substances, whilst getting to marry Scandinavian royalty.

See? They ARE appointed by God.