The Regular Twats10 Mar 2008 01:25 pm

Dixon Bores His Own Tits Right Off

By Nelson

The “How come I’m poor? I’m WHITE FOR FUCK’S SAKE!” debate has been mostly presenting us with incomprehensible hate-rants, so I’ve decided to redress the balance with a short essay from the ever insightful Dixon Duval.

I’m sure they are ignored in many ways, it’s a two prong approach, a double whammy if you will. Normal straight working white people do what they are supposed to do, complain moderately, if at all, and protest little. That’s not news worthy in this day of “dirty laundry”, violence and the perverse. Without publicity there is a “fading” of identify or notice. Jobs will continue to change and the white working class must stay ahead of the curve or lose their livelihood. The government ……..
Dixon Duval, NM, United States

I admire your stamina. I nodded off about three words in, myself.

5 Responses to “Dixon Bores His Own Tits Right Off”

  1. on 10 Mar 2008 at 1:30 pm   Nick

    Seems a little odd for a HYS to be honest, after all there are no speeling mistokes.
    He’s still a badgers nadgers though.

  2. on 10 Mar 2008 at 1:40 pm   arsebanana

    After receiving an email about a “two prong approach” I embarked on a course of medication which, 13,000 dollars in, has faIled to produce the advertised result. I would counsel others to heed Dixon’s warning.

  3. on 10 Mar 2008 at 2:36 pm   James

    Turns out Ronald Dubbs is almost right. Not about the reading, writing, or civic “reposability*” but certainly in terms of what cartoons did to his country’s attention span.

    *Does anyone else get an image of a plastic Mayor Livingstone action figure with fully articulated joints? Pose him giving backhanders to his cronies! Now repose him sponsoring hack jobs of his rivals! Press the button on his back and hear ACTUAL SAMPLES say “Eeeeeeeeeeeeh weeeeeeeeell actually the fiscal burden is entirely…”

  4. on 10 Mar 2008 at 5:13 pm   fucko the clown

    Dixon’s boyfriend used a two pronged approach on him, one finger up his arse and the other in his giraffes fanny.

  5. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:42 am   Chris

    Someone needs to have a look at that “debate” again, pretty much every post is worthy of this site. What a bunch of retards.