Animal Fannies and Racists11 Mar 2008 01:10 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Abhishek for introducing me to this hateful, sweaty, bison muff. He actually talked about his “birthright” once, a word which always makes me think about steaming turds. “Your birthright sir? Ah, yes. It’s nearly ready for you, sir. Just a moment…. NNNNNNGGGG… I had a mixed grill for .. HHrrrrng.. breakfast… NNNNG.. AHHH. There you go, sir. Shall I pop it in a bag for you?”.

We, the British people, now face the very real prospect of becoming an ethnic minority in our own country within a few decades. The only way to stop this is to vote BNP. It’s that simple.
David Owen, Newport

IT’S THAT SIMPLE.

British nationality should be about blood and ancestry, not passing some silly test.
The sooner our laws are changed to reflect this, the better, in my opinion.
David Owen, Newport

I examined your blood and ancestry. Turns out you’re a rat snatch.

“Do we really want a Nazi state?
John Anson, Camelford, United Kingdom”

If that’s what it takes to put this country back on track, John, then the answer, I’m afraid, is yes.
David Owen, Newport

I note that Dr Williams suggested that we come to “an accommodation” with the Muslim community regarding Sharia law.

I seem to remember another prominent Briton, Neville Chamberlain, using the very same terminology with regard to his dealings with the Nazi’s.

Appeasement of a dangerous ideology didn’t work in 1939, and it won’t work now.
David Owen, Newport

Watching somebody this stupid attempt to construct a coherent, internally consistent, argument is a bit like watching a gorilla try to fashion a fully functional television set out of plums and rabbit tods.

39 Responses to “Animal Fanny Tuesdays #10”

  1. on 11 Mar 2008 at 1:16 pm Hektor

    The man is clearly a shit sandwich.

    Kind regards.

    Hektor.

  2. on 11 Mar 2008 at 1:58 pm SlartyBartFarst

    Are we friends with nazis or not?

  3. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:01 pm Electric Boogaloo

    Anyone fancy working out the birthrate that those ethnic minorities (which can’t be British as they’re not white of course) and foreigners would have to have to step up to make white British people an ethnic minority in a few decades?

    It would be a phenomenal effort and I, for one, would commend them.

  4. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:18 pm Padwick

    Put this man in parliament. Then we’ll be excused for blowing it up.

  5. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:35 pm NWSimon

    I think the mistake you’re making is to equate someone else’s nazi regime with our own. I suspect the dangerous ideologies he’s worried about are not Nazism and Islamic fundamentalism, but The Krauts and the Pakis.

  6. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:39 pm Fish

    All things are relative. Given his name and location, I suspect a few Welsh Nationalists may want to bomb his house for being “British”. The irony of which would be utterly lost on him.

  7. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:49 pm Nick

    Here you go Electric Boogaloo, the white population in England become the minority in 2022. Lets do the sums:

    According to the 2001 census and data from the ONS on population growth, it shows that the “white” population is growing at around 1% a year and the “non white” population growing at arond 15% a year.

    Population in 2001 – 6,250,000
    Made up of 58 million white and 4.25 million non white
    Which means that the non white population will be around 80 million in 2022 compared to a white population of 71 million.

    I would put it that at that point we have a population of 151million and the issue of race will not be our main one.

    (Data collected by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) between 1992-1994 and 1997-1999 showed that the number of people from minority ethnic groups grew by 15% compared to 1% for white people.
    AND
    From the 2001 Census. No. of white people in England in 2001 – 54,153,898 which is 87% of the total population.)

  8. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:50 pm Nick

    Oh, and
    ;o)

  9. on 11 Mar 2008 at 2:57 pm Neil M

    Fuck sakes Nick – are you ‘having your say’?

  10. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:02 pm Nick

    Nope, just flexing my newly fuond excel skills. Bow before my mastery of spreadsheets!

    And it’s a slow day at work.

  11. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:12 pm Perfidy

    Worryingly Welsh fundamentalism is on the rise, women are forced to wear flattened out Witches’ hats and aliens (Weevils mostly) are forcibly imprisoned under their senate. I was turned away at the Severn crossing for not being ginger.

  12. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:24 pm Mo

    Does he realises if we depended on blood tests and ancestry, we’d just work out everyone was actually from some where else and Britain would be empty? I mean, exactly how many generations of living here would qualify one for Dave’s Britain?

  13. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:34 pm Jollity

    I was going to say, Mo – the idea of “racial purity” isn’t as watertight as people think. James Watson, co-discoverer of DNA and proclaimer of “black people aren’t as smart as white people – wait, I don’t mean that, come back, come back!” apparently has about 16% African genes. He looks completely white, though. Funny old world.

  14. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:35 pm Padwick

    Can we also put Nick in parliament? I don’t trust any man who understands excel.

  15. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:43 pm Fish

    Nick’s predictions do, however, assume a steady rate of growth; I would hypothesize that the more prevalent a “group” is in society, the less likely it is to breed faster than others.

    [This is nothing much more than a hunch, but is partly based on an article I once saw about the breeding rates of the two communities in Northern Ireland; it was suggested that part of the reasons the Nationalists gave up the armed struggle was that they realized all they had to do was wait, and they'd soon become a majority.]

    [Fuck, I'm turning into a spod. Help!]

  16. on 11 Mar 2008 at 3:52 pm Electric Boogaloo

    Well Nick, in that case we’d all better vote BNP then eh? Its that simple.

    However i’ll be eating my very own hat if white people are a minority by 2022. Maybe thats the reason we’re accepting more European migrants? Keeping Britain white and er, Polish.

  17. on 11 Mar 2008 at 4:14 pm Joe

    A quick trip to Google would suggest that David Owen of Newport just isn’t too keen on friend nig-nog, and it’s a sad reflection on this timid, politically-correct society that he can’t repeatedly assert in a wide variety of public forums that black people shouldn’t be allowed to hold public office in their own countries without being labelled some sort of racist.

    http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2006/11/01/few_tears_for_groot_krokodil_botha.html
    Or this gem quoted in another HYS:

    “I wouldn’t really say that any of England’s major cities could now be said to be truly English in any sense, other than the purely geographic one. There are so many cultures, so many immigrants, so many ethnic and religious minorities. It’s a shame, but, somewhere along the way, I think we have lost our distinct national identity. I feel more at home these days in France or Italy than I do in England.” – David Owen, Newport”

    You will note that Mr Owen does not, in fact, live in England, yet refers to the English as “we”. Could it be that he is in fact, an immigrant? We need to be told. Then we can string the cunt up with piano wire and set fire to him.

  18. on 11 Mar 2008 at 4:24 pm raindog

    take a look at the BBC’s website for its White season (bbc.co.uk/white). It has a section called ‘Spectrum’ which helpfully condenses the entire HYS race debate into some pretty colours that turn into bouncing balls labelled ‘hate’, ‘fear’ and other exciting emotions. (I’m not making this up.) Why, you can even see them ranked by strength of opinion – or by region to see just where the most ill-thought-out opinions are concentrated.

    My personal favourite:

    “You wouldn’t expect a lion and a bear to live in the same cage, so why expect so many ethnic minorities too [sic]?
    - Selena, Southampton

  19. on 11 Mar 2008 at 4:35 pm Neil M

    Grr – I’d rather be the bear (but not one of them fake panda ones)

  20. on 11 Mar 2008 at 5:01 pm DW

    It seems he is a prime ‘regular twat’ candidate. Also, what are rabbit tods?

  21. on 11 Mar 2008 at 6:02 pm James

    Little round rabbity poos, intelligently designed to be really hard to dig out of the tread of your shoes.

  22. on 11 Mar 2008 at 7:31 pm Rob

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but assuming the same growth, the formula for population at any time in the future is:

    p * (g ^ n)

    where p is current population, g is growth, and n is number of years since 2001.

    e.g.

    white pop in 2022 = 58m * (1.01 ^ 21)
    non-white pop = 4.25m * (1.15 ^ 21)

    and if you stick those in Excel, you might find the year in which non-whites outnumber whites – but then again, you might not ;)

  23. on 11 Mar 2008 at 8:35 pm Mr Blackett

    http://www.newssniffer.co.uk/bbc/threads/show/5076/2008951#2008951

    “My greatest Christmas wish would be to be able to wake up one morning, walk through the streets of my city, and find that all the immigrants had gone home. No more foreign faces, no more foreign voices; oh what a joy it would be to have my country back!”

    And I bet if you accused him of being racist, he’d deny it.

  24. on 11 Mar 2008 at 10:08 pm Abhishek

    Ha, was quite odd seeing my own foreign name on here, for a split second I’d forgotten I’d sent that email and that my only ever BBC submission (a comment on the Division One football promotion race in 2001) was somehow being picked apart for far-right sympathies.

    Anyway this man is a grade A twat, if you flick back through his posts like I did the other day you’ll find various quite serious posts where he admits to having a problem with being’addicted to the internet and social networking sites’.

    Who the fuck would want to social network with him, I bet he’s the sort of guy who adds the porn advert women on MySpace in a fit of excitement thinking he’s finally got some sex.

    Pissdrop.

  25. on 11 Mar 2008 at 11:10 pm My Stats Are Better Than Yours

    If your talking about Leicester, then it’s penciled in for 12 years time when those whites become an ‘ethnic’ minority:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/leicester-to-be-first-city-where-white-people-are-minority-401968.html

    That will be the point when the BNP have the moral high ground. What a bright future!

  26. on 11 Mar 2008 at 11:36 pm Fish

    The BNP will *never* have the moral high ground, as much as they would like to think so.

  27. on 12 Mar 2008 at 12:35 am Joe

    I have done my own calculations on this subject.

    Basically, we’ll have majority non-white people by 2021.

    However, that assumes the growth rate stays steady, which frankly it fucking can’t, because if it gets to that point there will be a stupendously large number of people (140million) living in the UK, which is simply not going to happen. More to the point, by those figures we should have 73million people in the UK right now. Not bloody true.

    Of course this is all bollocks, since birth and death rates vary tremendously year by year, definitely much more frequently than the census takes place. In 2001 oil was cheap, using the census figures from then is like trying to measure petrol prices by the price of crude back then.

    Also, this comment is all too serious for this, and for that I summarily apologise.

  28. on 12 Mar 2008 at 8:19 am Nick

    Of course all these stats are flawed, that’s the point of em. First main flaw is that we use population data from 2001 and growth data in the ten years leading up to that. Secondly we are assuming that…

    Oh for fuck’s sake! What am I doing? HYS is getting to me…

  29. on 12 Mar 2008 at 8:50 am Lynee Truss

    It’s the use of the possessive apostrophe in ‘Nazi’s’ that’s really worked up my righteous froth.

  30. on 12 Mar 2008 at 9:49 am Electric Boogaloo

    For fucks sake I wish I’d never mentioned it now! Anyway I’m off to shag some of those braaahn people, they seem to be the only ones getting any by these figures.

  31. on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:44 am James

    My sister once accused me of being terribly selfish for not wanting children for reasons of not wanting to contribute to global overpopulation. Far better, apparently, that everyone starves than GREAT Britain loses the march of population progress on, er, China.

  32. on 12 Mar 2008 at 11:47 am Mr Cat

    I think its insulting to equate this man with animals. I think he is more of an insects anus than an animal fanny.

  33. on 12 Mar 2008 at 12:19 pm Wicca'd Witch

    Why the buggeryflip does it matter whether ‘white’ people are in the minority?

  34. on 12 Mar 2008 at 12:22 pm philbert

    Wait a second – according to most HYS posters, being in an ethnic minority is wonderful: free houses, free medicine and all the benifits you can drink. They should be looking forward to having their own community outreach workers and suchlike.

  35. on 12 Mar 2008 at 8:19 pm Alex

    Actually, the figure is even more shocking than the Politically Correct Anti-Racism Nazis at this ‘Microsoft Excel’ quango would have you believe.

    If you add the White population growth rate (-40% during the Black Death) and times it by the Black birth rate nine months after the BNP’s National Sexually Assault an Ethnic Minority Week, you find that darkies will outnumber humans by teatime tomorrow, and that Britain’s non-gollywog population will be extinct by Wednesday.

    Shocking, innit? I blame the Jews.

  36. on 13 Mar 2008 at 1:17 pm bigruss

    i blame the gays for this outrage.

  37. on 13 Mar 2008 at 1:49 pm Matt

    I didn’t think this would be my first contribution to a first rate website, but old David Owen (not that bloke from the SDP, surely?) might not be a Taff if he comes from Newport. He might be a caulkhead, i.e. From Newport on the Isle of Wight. I’m not sure what caulkhead means excatly. Some sort of sailing term I reckon.

    Also, I used the word ‘Taff’ like Chris Rock uses the word ‘nigger.’ Neither of us can spell the names of rivers properly.

  38. on 14 Mar 2008 at 10:51 pm PocketRocket

    What has Selena been smoking?

  39. on 29 May 2008 at 5:12 pm Katie

    Matt: I’m laughing out loud. Amazing.