Permanently Bewildered and Racists11 Mar 2008 05:16 pm
By Nelson

Thanks to Steven.

If there’s anyone that should pledge allegience to put British interests first, it should be the Labour government!

Gordon Brown, Tony Bliar - I’m talking about you!

This imbecile Britain-hating government always puts foreign interests first, like when Gordon Clown gave 1 billion worth of aids to China and India the other month!
Butter Fingers, Nothinghamshire

If you really are that upset about giving away a load of AIDS, you could always go and sleep your way round Africa to try and get some of it back. You’d have to put a bag over your head first, obviously.

To be serious for a minute, whilst the whole “Gordon Clown” thing is very funny indeed, I think you’re missing the point of his clever plan. Surely, giving all those foreigners AIDS is a good thing? In a matter of weeks, all the Indians and Chinese will be dead from this terrible plague and we can finally work in OUR OWN BRITISH call centres and allow OUR OWN BRITISH children to work 18 hour days stitching trainers with their tiny, nimble hands.

20 Responses to “Expensive AIDS”

  1. on 11 Mar 2008 at 5:33 pm Neil M

    Do you reckon he noted his silly typo and went “oops, butter fingers!”

  2. on 11 Mar 2008 at 5:33 pm Gomi Boy

    But wait! Does that mean that we’ll keep getting a steady trickle of AIDS back from them plus interest?

    Nooooo!

  3. on 11 Mar 2008 at 6:09 pm SCG

    Fortunately, World Bank and IMF policy dictates that the West can only benefit from foreign AIDS!

  4. on 11 Mar 2008 at 7:20 pm papple

    if all the kids are doing 18 hour days whats gonna keep the paedos amused? Day time TV?

  5. on 11 Mar 2008 at 9:16 pm Pete

    Typical cheapskate Scottish Gordon, total population between the two countries is 2 billion. If he’d given 2 billion AIDS he would have wiped them all out. It’s always half measures for Nu-Labour

  6. on 12 Mar 2008 at 1:16 am DW

    Looks like Butter Fingers lives up to his name!

  7. on 12 Mar 2008 at 9:52 am Padwick

    Bliar. My god, that’s wit.

  8. on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:40 am James

    No less a figure than Iain Banks was an afficionado of the “Bliar” epithet, though in Raw Spirit he bemoans its lack of effectiveness when he prints it out and sticks it on his car in protest at the war. “It’s so subtle I don’t think anyone notices it,” he complains. Clearly he wasn’t driving his car through HYS.

  9. on 12 Mar 2008 at 11:02 am Honest Mistake

    That Gordon Brown/Gordon Clown thing is a masterful piece of subtle wordplay that only the wittiest 98% of HYS posters employ. Me, I’m praying that an upcoming backbencher called Gordon Bunt can become PM.

  10. on 12 Mar 2008 at 11:54 am Chris

    reading this blog i laughed so much it hurt. it wouldn’t be so bad, but i was in the library at the time and now everyone thinks i’m a cackling imbecile (not far from the truth).

    many many thanks.

  11. on 12 Mar 2008 at 12:50 pm Nick

    it seems that Butter Fingers is missing the point that once Gordon Clown has given 1 billion foreigners the AIDS, then they will shurely be over here, placing a burden on our NHS. A Missed trick there Butter.

    On that note, I wonder if Mr Brown gave them all the AIDS personally?, which would be quite a feat if I do say so myself.

  12. on 12 Mar 2008 at 2:00 pm strangler

    Gordon Brown, texture like sun…

  13. on 12 Mar 2008 at 9:22 pm Alex

    “Typical cheapskate Scottish Gordon, total population between the two countries is 2 billion. If he’d given 2 billion AIDS he would have wiped them all out. It’s always half measures for Nu-Labour”

    You see you’re not thinking fourth-dementianally. In theory they can give the aids to each other - helping people to help themselves. To death.

    In practice they can’t though ‘cos you can only get AIDS if you’re a gay and there are no gays in the Middle East.

  14. on 13 Mar 2008 at 12:25 pm Rubber Johnny

    It seems that Butter Fingers has a habit of making hilarious typing errors:
    http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=1&forumID=4456&start=780&tstart=0&edition=1

    Added: Tuesday, 11 March, 2008, 15:30 GMT 15:30 UK

    This pathetic Labour government has got a cheek. They spent 10 years condoming anything British as being racist and now they are telling us what they think being British is. So this means Labour are now racist!

    This Labour government should be deported for being the anit-British freaks that they are!

    Butter Fingers, Nothinghamshire

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    I suppose your risk of AIDS will be lower as long as you use a condom to condemn the British

  15. on 14 Mar 2008 at 1:03 pm AitchJay

    Well said strangler..

  16. on 14 Mar 2008 at 3:27 pm ajlkdjf

    We didn’t give them AIDS. You are clueless. Bono, Geldof and Bill Gates whinge on about taxing the poor and lower middle class more to give to Africa, where the money is put in the hands of corrupt leaders who apportion some of it to be given to big pharma companies who are playing “let’s test an AIDS vaccine” on the people there.

    Incidently, it’s known that St. Bono and Gates have huge sums of money invested in said vaccine and stand to make more huge sums of money from it. St. Bono also hides his own wealth in the Netherlands to avoid being hit the same tax he demanded be imposed. Your lot put lardheads like Bono and Gates on pedastels, while they are laughing their collective selves silly at sheeple like you.

    You’re so racist that you find it completely unreasonable for the people in Africa to be expected not to engage in unprotected sex. Any suggestion that the African government be expected to inform their people that going to prostitutes, having unprotected sex, and having multiple partners, etc.. places them at risk of HIV/AIDS, sends you into case of the whim-whams. Your lot clearly believes they are somehow incapable of comprehending those pertinent facts.

    In actuality what is hurting poor people in China, India, Africa and the Arab world are corrupt, self serving despotic governments.

  17. on 14 Mar 2008 at 6:09 pm Commanderprimate

    Tut tut ajlkdjf. Read the question properly.

  18. on 15 Mar 2008 at 3:51 pm Rosa

    Tony Bliar! Gordon Clown! Oh, oh, I was dying from the funny. And then ajlkdjf whipped out “sheeple” and I actually fell off my chair.

  19. on 15 Mar 2008 at 4:00 pm Rosa

    Plus:
    “…it should be the Labour government!
    Gordon Brown, Tony Bliar - I’m talking about you!”
    Um no, no you’re not. ‘Cause one of them isn’t actually in the government anymore…

  20. on 04 Apr 2008 at 8:18 am Setyourfacestostunned

    Where is Nothinghamshire?

    It’s not in BRITAIN that’s for damn sure.

    Bloody darkies.