Miscellaneous Prats and Self-appointed Sages12 Mar 2008 03:34 pm
By Wellington

This comment was posted on the Sky News site in response to Kay Burley’s mildly controversial interview with Steve Wright’s wife.

While his lack of sex in the bedroom is no excuse whatsoever for killing 5 prostitutes, I cannot help but bring out the fact to be considered here - the high age gap between couples, particularly if the older one happens to be the female. In Steve’s case, his partner is 60years old, 11 years older than him. Can anyone show me a 60 year old pensioner that still wants sex? She will be medically dry. Even my wife at 42 years old do not want sex anymore! So for such a man with such a high sex drive, what chance has he got with a 60year old, who will probably not be sexually active? Hence, I think there needs to be some sort of govt regulations into age gaps in marriages, in other to prevent such incidences occurring where the younger partner, with a higher sex drive will have to resolve to either prostitutes or affairs for sex. That said, lack of sex should not make a man a killer, so if he has indeed killed all those 5 women, keep him in and throw away the keys!!!
Jude Fellows from Chelsea

Very balanced and not at all mental. I’m worried that extrapolating from “doesn’t want to have sex with me” to “doesn’t want to have sex at all” may not be statistically valid. Ideally, you need to ask your missus if there’s anyone she would hump. Try starting with Johnny Depp. Also, I strongly advise that you have a wank. Immediately.

18 Responses to “Medically Dry”

  1. on 12 Mar 2008 at 3:44 pm Toby

    He does rather seem to be going with that reasoning - surely someone who equates women not wanting to have sex with him to them being generally frigid is more likely to turn into a serial killer through a deep-seated hatred of their gender? I vote we lock HIM up and throw away the keys.

  2. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:06 pm Neil M

    Hmmm - vaginal dryness at 42…I think that pretty much proves Nelson’s point that this man just cannae turn his wife on. Shame.

  3. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:07 pm Neil M

    Sorry Wellington…oops and shit.

  4. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:23 pm Padwick

    All people are mental because they use their minds. Except the mentally retarded of course, which is applied by the word retarded. And pakis.

  5. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:44 pm Mr Blackett

    Has he never heard of KY? Or spit?

  6. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:51 pm mjohnson

    Medically dry - lol - that’s going straight in my vocabulary.

    Also does he have more than one frigid wife?

  7. on 12 Mar 2008 at 4:53 pm Spud

    A lack of sex in the bedroom is no excuse whatsoever for killing 5 prostitutes.

    Any sex not in the bedroom on the other hand…

  8. on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:10 pm pencilmonitor

    Maybe Jude could be persuaded to spearhead a campaign for new govt. regulations which decree that serial killers are only allowed to off dry 60 yr olds.

  9. on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:26 pm Gomi Boy

    I salute Jude’s logical train of thought. Perhaps he was up late into the night pondering what could have driven a man to kill… “A medically dry wife and therefore a lack of sex… hmm,” he thinks, “that means that he would look for sex in different places… well, *I* can’t get it anywhere so I guess the same applies to him..” he rubs his forehead…
    “THAT’S IT! Prostitutes! His lack of sex led him to seek out women of the night! and, uh, then kill them, because of a lack of sex… durrrr.”

    mong.

  10. on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:39 pm Wellington

    Unfortunately, Sky News actually came up with that theory. Jude just wants to make sure no one else ends up with a dry old sow like he did. He’s a pretty thoughtful guy really.

  11. on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:44 pm arsebanana

    I was under the impression that a women of 42 is still approaching here sexual peak. Mrs Fellows must be getting a good seeing to while Jude is out looking for 60 year olds who still want it.

  12. on 12 Mar 2008 at 5:48 pm Mr Cat

    He makes a very clean leap of faith from seeking out prostitute to satisfy his unfulfiled carnal desires to killing them.

    It appears to be a natural progression. As though sleeping with someone out of wedlock is just a stepping stone to killing them.

  13. on 12 Mar 2008 at 8:11 pm Scaryduck

    I once found a DVD entitled “Grannys Cumming II” in a skip at Weymouth rubbish tip that blows holes a mile wide in poor, poor sexually frustrated Jude’s argument.

    I’ve half a mind to look the chap up on the dreaded internets and send it to him for educational purposes.

  14. on 12 Mar 2008 at 8:20 pm Le Prof

    A DVD with holes a mile wide? I guess Jude didn’t blow for long enough.

  15. on 13 Mar 2008 at 12:12 am pencilmonitor

    Catherine Deneuve (65) anyone? I would.

  16. on 13 Mar 2008 at 12:37 pm Mr Cat

    Don’t be stupid… Catherine Deneuve must be medically dry by now. She’s a full 5 years older than Steve Wrights missus… any young lover of hers would be killing by the truckload

    I wonder if Mrs Fellows of Chelsea read Judes incisive comments and nodded to herself saying “true … true…”

  17. on 13 Mar 2008 at 8:13 pm fucko the clown

    weak arguement, dry humping is still viable.

    has anyone considered the prossies might be shit at their job? you can’t very well ask for a refund after a crap shag, i doubt you even get a receipt in most cases so you can’t even expense it. Maybe steve was a crusader for johns everywhere who are fed up with second rate sex.

    just a thought ;)

  18. on 14 Mar 2008 at 10:18 pm barnsleybill

    Jude, there is nothing wrong with your wife. I spend three afternoons a week hanging out the back of her.

    Jude fellows would be the most disturbed person you have ripped the piss out of on this site.
    Seriously, somebody should call the cops.

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