Miscellaneous Prats14 Mar 2008 01:51 pm
By Nelson
Thanks to Chris. Is it wrong to try to have a deaf child?
“Please Doc, I want a baby who is left-handed, red- haired and sings out of tune. I could not love him/her otherwise.”
No no no! If you cannot accept a child for who he is, stay childless!
They call me Mimi, Edinburgh
As Chris says, “<insert Mick Hucknall satire here>”.
I saw an otherwise charming young lady in Marks and Spencers who had the hairiest arms I have ever seen.
With liberalised genetic engineering laws, we can wipe out the scourge of hairy-armed women at a stroke.
And THAT’S why it’s A Good Thing.
Ah, but was it a hairy-armed lady or a forgetful tranny?
They call me Mimi? Who are “they”? Beaker off The Muppet Show?
Sorry - carry on.
Who needs genetic engineering? I’ll make your kid deaf for free. I’ll even supply my own knitting needle.
And It’ll be fucking hilarious.
Why would anyone want a ginger baby? You would be just asking for all the peedo’s in the world to come knocking at your door asking for a fiddle.
Do Ginger Babies attract Violin playing child abusers?
I am ginger.
My childhood was full of wind instrument playing child abusers. Never any violin players though.
*obvious pink oboe gag*
My dad has never mentioned child abuse involving violinists when talking about his childhood. Perhaps it’s just too distressing for him. Especially the violinists, I’m sure.
we tried wiping out all hairy women in 1945 but the fucking krauts surrendered before we managed to wipe them all out.
actually I’ve always thought they were mostly piano teachers…
isn’t mimi slang for cunt?
why is this miscellaneous prat not also categorised as a racist? after all, the anti-ginger sentiments are clear for all to see.
have i uncovered the unconcious, institutional racism on Speak You’re Branes?
Us rangas are always being discriminated against.. and fiddled to.
Nah, papple, it’s mimsi you are thinking of.
And GE is a Good thing. I for one welcome the day when I can have miniature elephants as pets, and a fish tank full of (not so) Great White Sharks. Actually, given my wishes I’d actually liek miniature mammoths and sabre tooth tigers roaming around the living room being chased by mini neanderthals.
Nick, the mini neanderthals already exist, just go to Wales
Nick: Admit it. You’re just hot for that S Club 7 bird out of Primeval, aren’t you?
Where’s my animal fannies?
update the site will you, i need new and interesting morons to take the piss out of, and thus making my own pointless existance, somehow feel more superior
Sorry. I was away all weekend at Bloc and then today I had to get up at 6am and drive for many hours. I couldn’t be fucked to do anything on here.
Perhaps I’m a whale muff.
Don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re more of a manatee’s minge.
‘Bloc’? as in a guided tour of the former GDR?
I wondered that.
Regarding the rest, it’s not as if there’s not enough material, some of it quite classic.
I think Nelson’s been to a popular music festival - that’s the kind of PC, tree-hugging nonsense that’s sending this country to the dogs in a handbasket! That’s it! I’m emigrating!!! BRITAIN’S A JOKE!!!!
Thank you Gordon Clown!!!
I googled bloc, bristol light opera company, i’d say more of a Prawns fufu.
@bRITAIN’s Fukked - mr Stuart Booth, come on down……
well since there are no stories to gripe over, i’d like to dedicate one to heather mills, after all the bad press she has had recently and all the evil hateful things people have said about this poor woman, I do hope that she can now get some peace from the press, £24m is a reasonable some and I think she is more than entitled to it*
*as long as she agrees to have ‘money grabbing fuck pig’ tattooed on her forehead.
Come on Fucko, (if that is your real name), surely after she’s had his sweaty scouseness grinding away on top of her for four years, it’ only fair that she gets some compensation?
And yeah Nelson, get a move on! We’re on tenterhooks here! Is it going to be a Ardwolf’s pudenda, or a Zebu’s love hole this week?
I too would like to add my voice to the growing clamour for Nelson to pull his finger out and update the site. I am in serious danger of actually logging on to HYS in search of lulz. Isopod’s gash.
Pah. PAH.
I am sick of people not taking me seriously because they think my name is made up. it was changed by depole (it was a big room where you couldn’t get in if you were Polish) from my christened name, cuntaclaus the clown, which of is plainly a cruel joke bestowed by unloving parents.
as for heather mills, its not like she needs a massive budget for shoes is it! although they never listed woodworm treatment in the settlement.
I vote chop off her other leg and nickname her rollerpig the greedy.