Comments on: Everything is Bollocks

By: urchinface

urchinface — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:54:48 +0000

Actually ben, you anteater’s axewound, the isle of wight is a county.

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:03:06 +0000

Also: the Isle of Wight isn’t a county. It’s part of Hampshire.

Squirrel’s gash.

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:42:33 +0000

Is Nelson, Ian Hislop? I think we should be told

By: fogbat

fogbat — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:01:20 +0000

The Have Your Say at the bottom of The Heff’s column actually has the great “if you don’t like it why don’t you… wibble blah froth”:

Posted by ironmonger on March 19, 2008 7:19 PM
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It’s becoming apparent that none of these riotous labo-marxist never lived before 1979 or they had their buried up their ar**s, as usual. The only rhetoric they come up with is to blame Thatcher and not their marxist agendas.

Mark cooper for heavens sake get a grip and grow up, the party is over in fact it never started. 10 years of deceit and lies is enough.
And as for Rob Crogwood if you don’t like it return to the pages of pravda obviously that’s where your petty marxist drivel belongs.

By: Billyo

Billyo — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:51:14 +0000

Nelson, is your cynicism due to the fact that your fantastic idea to mock these twats has been ripped off in Private Eye?

I’ve not seen the latest issue yet, so I don’t know if it’s a regular feature, but in the last one (with Harry on the cover) there was a column called “From The Message Boards” full of idiotic comments, piss-poor spelling and mild bigotry.

The didn’t call anyone a Giraffe’s Minge so your still ahead of the game there!

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:31:27 +0000

Sublime.

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:02:03 +0000

Thank you Chris, for pointing me at Simon Heffers column.

I was particularly impressed by the manner in whch he implies (by a conversational, first-hand style) that he was present at various events in Iraq, when it’s obvious that he wasn’t, and couldn’t have been.

A cock.

Of the first order.

By: pencilmonitor

pencilmonitor — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:46:33 +0000

Actually Anthony Minghella kept me out of jail. I was staying with my mother one Christmas and we rented the video of *The English Patient* and it was only because I fell asleep through boredom that I refrained from matricide that Yule. Didn’t know until today he was the cunt who directed it though.

By: Liberal

Liberal — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:05:26 +0000

What does Mike Borel think about Captain Birdseye’s passing?

I don’t think he’d care.

By: Newsisgood

Newsisgood — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:02:50 +0000

“He cares so little he felt the need to make everyone aware of his uncaringness in two separate debates.”

Mike Borel is a true cynic, as he “rejects all conventional values of money, fame, power or reputation”. Who cares if a rich, famous man has died?

Who cares if two have died?